Friday, April 19, 2013

What, this happens to me on a daily basis

How fucking archaic and backward to have to be to pull this kind of shit?!  Yeah, you know, when I go to the bars women just take their clothes off and give me money, every time!  Come on.  Look, I know women in your country are too stupid to drive a car... 

Oh, wait, what did you say?  Oh it's actually a tool of oppression and they're not allowed to talk to members of the opposite sex that they aren't related to?  And they don't vote either.  Do they get to work?  Ok, got it.  What century are we in?  Even the United States allows African Americans and women to vote.  You guys are waaaaaayyyyy behind the times man. 

But for real, when can we just stop oppressing women world wide.  They're over half the fucking population, they're smarter, don't start wars, birth us, better looking, smell better, the list goes on.  Just fucking get over yourselves and join the modern world.

Saudi Arabia deports 'irresistible' men deemed 'too handsome' to women

Three men were forcibly removed from an annual culture festival in Saudi Arabia and subsequently sent back to the UAE after it was deemed that women could find them irresistible.

Saudis take part in the traditional Arda dance or War dance during the Janadriyah Festival of Heritage and Culture in the Saudi capital Riyadh. Photo: Getty Images
The delegates from the United Arab Emirates were in attendance at the Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival in Riyadh, the Saudi capital, when religious police officers stormed the stand and evicted the men because “they are too handsome,” according to the Arabic language newspaper, Elaph.
“A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices] members feared female visitors could fall for them,” Elaph reported.
The UAE released an official statement indicating that the religious police were anxious over the unexpected presence of an unnamed female artist in the pavilion.
“Her visit to the UAE stand was a coincidence as it was not included in the programme which we had already provided to the festival’s management,” Saeed Al Kaabi, head of the UAE delegation to the festival, said in a statement.
It was not clear if the woman’s presence was related to the decision to evict the “handsome” Emirati men.
Following the incident, Elaph said the festival’s management took swift action to deport the trio back to Abu Dhabi, capital of the Emirates.
With a majority Sunni Muslim population, Saudi Arabia is a deeply religious and ultraconservative society which forbids women from interacting with unrelated males and refuses to accord them with the same rights as men.
It is the only country in the world where women are banned from driving.
Change could be on the horizon, however, with billionaire Prince Alwaleed bin Talal recently expressing his support for female drivers.
“The question of allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia will save more than 500,000 jobs in addition to the social and economic benefits,” the prince tweeted on Sunday.
It is estimated that eight million foreigners work in Saudi Arabia and thousands have been dismissed from their jobs and then deported as part of a government effort against foreigners who live and work illegally in the country.

Monday, April 15, 2013

What a day...

How much bad and dumb shit can you see and hear about in a single day?  It's all just more evidence in my evolving theory that the social contract is breaking down and we're headed for complete madness.

Boston Massacre Part II-Terrorists are back at it, killing innocent people and striking fear and paranoia into every American.  Fucking unbelievable.  It's cowardly bullshit and simply evil.

Joshua Tree Closure-Today the National Park Service closed a portion of Joshua Tree National Park due to graffiti.  Yeah, people in good old SoCal are defacing rocks and historic Native American sites in the park.  Our national parks are sacred, collectively owned sanctuaries, so fuck off!

Belieber Fever (Hopefully it'll kill him)-Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam today.  He wrote in the guest book, "Truly inspiring to be able to come here.  Ann was a great girl.  Hopefully she would have been a belieber."  Uuuuuuggggghhhhhh, how fucking selfish and ego maniacal do you have to be to think up shit like that?  And to write it down for the public to see?  Bieber should run for congress, he'd fit right in.

Rush Hour-No old man, you just can't ride your recumbent tricycle (yes tricycle) with pinwheels and streamers in circles in the middle of a busy intersection.  You can't, it's not ok.

Rabble, rabble, rabble-B

Monday, April 8, 2013

And he's stoked

Topless protesters give Russia's Putin an eyeful





Look at Vladimir Putin's face in this photo.  Are you kidding me?!  This is the funniest thing I've seen all week.  Rabble-B

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Chirp, no, tweet

This icon is how Slash ends every Twitter post:  iii]; )'

F-ing awesome!

Unrabble-B

Monday, April 1, 2013

Quote of the Week


"You only YOLO once." - Adam DeMamp

Unrabble-B