World War Whatever

The last American World War I veteran died yesterday.  Not World War II but World War I.   His name was Frank Buckles and he was 110.  Yeah, 110 years old.  He lied about his age, like many did at that time, to get into the military and served in "The Great War".  Oh yeah, he was also civilian POW in WWII in the Philippines.  I imagine that was not a good time. 

Attention my generation: We are a soft bunch of whiny, pussy, bitches.  I hope to God that we are not faced with a world crisis like those of WWI or WWII, though it seems lately that might soon be the case.  If so we will probably let it run us over and subject us going unnoticed while we scroll through our iPod trying to find a Lady Gaga song.  So here's to you Mr. Buckles, (in all seriousness) cheers to you for making us look so weak today, you are one of the toughest people to ever live.  Rabble-B

Read more about him here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41821018/ns/us_news-life/?gt1=43001

Live Ammo

Last Saturday some jackass attorney general from Indiana named Cox, of course, claimed the police should use "live ammo" to clear the protester out of the capitol building in Madison, WI. 

Really dude?  How fucking dumb to you have to be to think that as a public official you can get away with that comment.  It's not like you're some blogger idiot that no one pays attention to and this is the United States, not Libya.  We don't shoot unarmed protesters in this country you dipshit.  And what's more you don't even live or work in Wisconsin so why do you even care? 

And now you jammed your size 42 clown shoe in your mouth and got fired.  Besides, you are an attorney general, how do you not already know that comments like that get people in trouble.  The attorney general from Wisconsin should prosecute him for making death threats.  Good job moron.  Rabble-B

More here: http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/02/23/indiana.ammo.tweet/index.html?hpt=T2

Bieber, Bieber, Bieber!

So I guess Justin Bieber cut off his sweet signature hairdo.  Bad move pal.  Let me predict your future.  All your tween fans don't like your new look and turn their backs on you, in fact most cry.  One small town in Iowa even floods from the river of tears.  Your career takes a nose dive like a B-17 that received too much flak on a bombing run over Germany, flames and all.  You turn to coke and hookers, lots of it and lose your house and cars and whatever art you've collected to pay for it.  You go to rehab 7 times and check yourself out after 3 days each time.  You live in a cardboard box under the freeway and can't even afford a cheap hooker with three teeth.  I'm not going to lie, it's not a pretty picture. 

And what's even  worse, you've obsoleted one of the best websites around Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber so thanks for that.  I don't wish you any ill will my friend, just beware, you could end up like George Michael smoking crack and jerking off in front of a police officer in a public bathroom.  Oh, wait, that was two separate incidents.  Sorry.  Rabble-B

Thanks

So since no one submitted an photos the contest is off and I already ate the Pixie Stick anyway.  Your lack of participation is noted, thanks.  So in other news Stephen Colbert tired of the Huffington Post just posting AP and Reuters articles and shit written by other people (and specifically articles about Stephen Colbert himself without permission, or something) launched his own awesome website The Colbuffington Re-Post.  Actually it's just the Huffington Post website with his name at the top but it's rad and you should take a visit.  It's not like you're too busy taking shirtless cell phone photos of yourself and uploading them onto your computer for contest submissions, what else would you be doing on the computer?  You have the time.  Rabble-B

Your best Impression

I was so inspired by dumbass Congressman Christopher Lee's photo he posted responding to a Craigslist date ad (see my rabble from 2-9-11) I decided to start my first Rabble contest.  I challenge you all to submit your best camera phone captured impression of Congressman Lee.  Click on the link in my 2-9-11 post for his picture.  The rules are that you have to be shirtless (girls can wear a bikini top or sports bra or something) and it has to be taken into a mirror with a cell phone.  The winner gets a purple Pixie Stick, if I don't eat it first.  Ok, looking forward to your submissions.  I'll start.  Rabble-B

Double Leaning Jowler/Quote of the Week

Happy Birthday to Lady Caroline!  May someday you roll a double leaning jowler in the championship round of a PTP World Tour. 

Also, quote of the week, "I was born on a fishing trawler on the ocean in Canada.  I wasn't breathing when I came out and they thought I was a girl and named me Sarah for a while." - Luke Pinnow  (This may not be an exact quote but it was all said by Mr. Pinnow and is all true).

Hahahahahahahaha!

Pretty soon we won't have a Congress anymore, thank God.  Rabble-B

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