Monday, March 26, 2012

Fuck You Michael Bay

Quit ruining my childhood heroes.  Transformers already sucked ass, the only redeeming factor was Megan Fox, and most of the rest of your movies are stupid.  To quote Team America: World Police, "Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little more than I miss you." 

So don't fucking make a movie about the Turtles.  Just don't, it's a terrible idea.  And turning them into aliens instead of mutants?  Fuck you, it's not your story, you didn't write it and you don't get to change it.  I will be boycotting any Michael Bay production of the Turtles and I'll start a national campaign so the movie flops upon release.  Don't underestimate the power of angry fans, especially us 80's/90's crossover kids.  Don't fuck with us, it's not worth it.  Rabble-B


Michael Bay's 'Ninja Turtles' Gets A Name And Age Change

The Huffington Post  |  By Posted: 03/26/2012 4:04 pm
Michael Bay Ninja Turtles
This may be the last we see of the "teenage" Ninja Turtles.

Looks like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles we all know and love are growing up. The team of crime-fighting turtles, who will not be mutants in Michael Bay’s upcoming film, will reportedly not be teenagers either.
According to Bleeding Cool, the most recent update to the franchise is going by the working title Ninja Turtles.
The live action film's title has been verified, even though the age of the turtles has not, leading the rest of us to believe that Bay is indeed tossing the formerly mutant turtles as "teenagers" idea.
"It seems to be driven by marketing. Think of John Carter and how Disney wouldn’t allow for a title with either 'Princess' or 'Mars,'" an unnamed source told Bleeding Cool. And we all know how well that worked out for Disney.
The recent title shortening is the most recently announced change from the original concept, which spawned an animated TV series, several films and a line of merchandise. Bay stopped by Nickelodeon Upfront earlier this month and revealed that he would be making a significant change to the turtles’ origins -- instead of mutants, they would be aliens.
The news was received with much outrage by fans of the original series, along with Turtle alums, including Robbie Rist, who voiced Michelangelo in the 1990 film. Bay responded on his website, telling fans to "take a breath, and chill," explaining that the film's team is "building a richer world."
But that didn't stop some fans from taking to Twitter and voicing their concerns with Bay's creative liberties.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Leave the Hoodie at Home

You know I've tried not to write about the Trayvon Martin tragedy because it's extremely angering and upsetting and it's just too big.  I'd be here for days writing about American culture, racism, gun rights and how fucked up the state of Florida is. 

So instead, I'll write to Geraldo Rivera in regards to his dumbass comments in the video below.  Watch the video. 

Dear Geraldo,

You seriously can sleep at night after saying that a piece of clothing (the kid's hoodie) is as much to blame as the guy who shot him?  Wow, you are one seriously delusional moron.  That's the same stupid argument as saying bullet or gun manufacturers or God are to blame.  No one made Zimmerman pull the trigger.  He did it of his own, constitutionally guaranteed, free will.  And now he needs to face the consequences of murdering an unarmed teenager.  You talk about gangster attire and clothing that makes people cross to the other side of the street.  What about me?  I'm as white as they come, do I still get to wear a hoodie, or does it make me a suspect too?  I'm pretty sure no one would ever mistake me for a mugger or gangster.  You can't blame clothing Geraldo, you just can't, it's baseless.  You know who is partially to blame?  You.  Yeah, you, and all your fear-mongering friends in the media that portray inanimate objects as willful players in a crime.  You put fear and anger into the public's collective head and and we wonder why this kind of shit happens.  You're simply a moron and it is painfully obvious in one of your final comments in the video, saying not to wear a hoodie unless it's raining or at a track meet.  Well guess what, it was raining when Trayvon got killed you dumbfuck.  You should've been banned from television after drawing a map in the sand on air of US troop locations in Afghanistan.  Fuck you.  Rabble-B

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

You cut it in half

I don't even know what to say about this video.  I think it's an indictment of our school systems in the US and a perfect example of why the rest of the first world is blowing by us in business, health, science and whatever else. 

Or maybe it's just over analyzing the problem.  You're first answer is usually the best.  So, running a mile in 9 minutes.  That's my answer.  Giant sigh...

Watch the whole video, it's worth it.  Rabble-B

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Little Ratty

What's the only hair style more horrifying than dreads?  You guessed it, the rat tail dread.  This one is new to me and thoroughly nauseating.  What possesses someone to do that to themselves?  It's pure masochism.  This dude should be locked up in a padded room.  Even die hard hippies would find this revolting.  I don't know if it's the fear of full on dread commitment or taking dreads/rat tails to the next level but this guy just fucking kills me.  Take off that ridiculous hat, get out of my favorite taqueria and take a shower asshole!  Rabble-B

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Mind, Blown!

Get me to IHOP, now! 

Monday, March 12, 2012