Above Ground Pools

What can you say really?  Why the fuck would you think an above ground pool is a good idea?  First of all, they're gonna blow at some point.  I mean, Karl from Aqua Teen hunger Force has one.  And what, are you gonna take it with you when you move?  I can't believe that the filtering systems are any good on an above grounder either.  That means you're swimming, or rather wading since I've never seen one deeper than 3 feet, around in piss and bacteria and bugs and shit.  Gross.  If you don't have enough space or money to install a real pool, you know, concrete and tile, maybe a little waterfall spilling over from your hot tub you installed at the same time, then you should pay a dollar entry fee and use the community pool.  Rabble-B