Germany or Florida?

Remember Loveline, when Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla played the game Germany or Florida.  Someone would call in with a bizzare-o story that was almost unbelievable.  They had to pick which of the two places the story took place.

They were right you know.  Every time you think you've heard an utterly insane story you can find something more mind melting from either Germany or Florida.  Well, if you guessed Florida for this one you'd be correct...  Rabble-B

Butt injection with 'Fix a Flat' leads to arrest

Transgender woman charged with posing as doctor in Miami area

Miami Gardens Police via NBC Miami

Oneal Morris, accused of practicing medicine without a license.

By Brian Hamacher

NBCMIAMI.com

11/18/2011 5:36:06 PM ET 

A Miami Gardens transgender woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after police say she injected a patient's rear with everything but the kitchen sink in an illegal cosmetic surgery procedure.

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after an investigation by Miami Gardens Police and the Florida Department of Health.
According to police, the victim saw Morris in May and was injected in her buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix a Flat," mineral oil and super glue.
The amateur incision was then sealed with super glue, police said. The victim was later hospitalized with a serious medical condition as a result of the injections.
Morris, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman and sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos, was being held on $7,500 bond. it was unknown whether she has an attorney.
Police believe there may be other victims of Morris who may be afraid to come forward. They said the victims haven't done anything illegal and shouldn't be afraid to come forward.
Anyone with information is asked to call Miami Gardens Police at 305-474-1420.