I was shown this great article in Grist the other day.
Apparently, if you pay Pizza Hut $10,010 they will provide you with an entire engagement package to do your deed, including a ring, limo service, FIREWORKS SHOW, etc. AND your very own "$10 Dinner Box" for the two of you. I'm assuming that's what the extra $10 is in the price. Because if you've spent $10,000 already they can't just throw in the pizza. And really, what better way to say, "I want to spend the rest of my life with you.", than a $10 box of pizza. Fuck Yeah!
This makes me look like such a chump, I want a do-over. It'll work out perfectly, especially considering my fiance doesn't even eat cheese. I'm so envious that 20 years down the road I don't get to recall, "Remember when I paid Pizza Hut $10,010 to help us get engaged and then I ate a bunch of pizza while you watched me? I love you." Rabble-B
http://grist.org/food/love-fast-food-america-well-then-why-dont-you-marry-it/
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