Northern Californians had the opportunity to view a rare annular eclipse last Sunday. And nothing would stop them from seeing it apparently. At the local Safeway in Truckee I saw more than one person hold three pairs of sunglasses up to their faces so they could look up and see the mighty eclipse.
You know, I had no idea that three pairs of sunglasses allowed you to look directly at the sun. Oh, that's because it doesn't, not even for a second, because it's the fucking sun! "Well, you know, with one pair you can kind of look at the sun for just a second so I figured with three, man, you can stare at that sucker all day long."
Yeah man you just gaze away with that open mouth drooling down your chin. Just don't get into your car and drive off afterward. And, don't ever have children, you dumbass! Rabble-B
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