Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dear Lance,

You are a total douche.  I don't even really care about the Tour de France or competitive cycling but I do care about you consistently lying and acting so indignant for so many years when confronted about doping.  The time to come clean has long passed and maybe if you would've been forgiven by the public.  But now?  Nah, you're going down and no one gives two shits about you now.  You're not even a has been, you're a never was, nobody. 

You must realize your story of triumphing over cancer and working so hard for o many years to be possibly the greatest athlete and most inspiring humans of all time is bogus.  You've now crushed the hopes and dreams of so many people facing adversity that you at one time inspired under such false pretense.  Again, you are a total douche.  Take your one nut and ride your ass out of here, no one wants to hear anymore from you. 

No love,

Rabble-B

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