Back pockets are important...

...and not just for your wallet.  Take a look at these two pictures.  See for yourself, the back pocektless jeans picture is gross!

I don't care who you are, 21 year old model, old white trash with front butt, flaming gay man in your 40's, wall street banker, pay attention.  You need back pockets on your jeans.  You just do.

I don't want to get all backward white hat, brossif, frat boy douche bag here but trust me, it freaks me out when you walk around and there are no pockets accenting your butt.  You need one pocket for each cheek.  Don't question it, just chalk it up to one of life's mysteries like why a pb & j sandwich just tastes so much better microwaved for 8 seconds.  Or, how you can open the door and start a Toyota Prius without a key!

Back pockets on jeans.  It should be a law.  In, Oklahoma I'm pretty sure they have a "no sagging" pants law so why not a mandatory back pockets on jeans law?  Rabble-B