Four Eyes

You know what really makes me rabble?  Everything, I know.  But seriously, a-holes who wear glasses when they don't actually need them to see.  What is wrong with you people?  Do you think you look cooler with glasses on?  Because you don't, you look stupid.  Why would you want to wear them anyway if you don't have to?  Glasses are a pain in the ass.  They can fall off your face and then you're fucked because YOU CAN'T SEE, they can break and then you're fucked because YOU CAN'T SEE, they get smudged and dirty, you can't play many sports with them on, they get rained on, can't wear sunglasses.  I mean come on, I've worn glasses/contacts since I was like 10 and it sucks.  Bad vision isn't hip, it's lame.  If we lived in the stone age all us blind folks would be weeded out something quick.  Survival of the fittest and all.  So don't act like your vision is bad if it's not because hopefully someday your vision will get shitty and then you'll have to get glasses and you'll realize how much of an asshole you were when you wore glasses when you didn't actually need them.  Rabble-B