John Ashcroft isn't the only one...

...to lose an election to a dead man.  Yep that's right, in case you don't remember John Ashcroft lost his Missouri senate race in 2000 to the ghost of Mel Carnahan.  And no, it's not the first time that has happened in US politics but I just have to imagine you must be a real piece of shit to lose like that, and true to that theory, John Ashcroft was in fact, a piece of shit.  And then there's this from last week:

Dead candidates win elections in Florida, Alabama

 By Barbara Liston and Verna Gates

The two apparently died of natural causes, which did not sway voters.

Florida Democrat Earl K. Wood and Alabama Republican Charles Beasley won their respective elections but they will not take office.
Both men died weeks before the Nov. 6 election yet managed to beat their very much alive opponents by comfortable margins.
Wood died on Oct. 15 from natural causes at age 96, during his campaign for a 12th term as Orange County Tax Collector in Orlando, Fla.
Criticized for rarely coming into the office while collecting a $150,000 salary and $90,000 pension, Wood initially announced he would step down, only to change his mind when a longtime political foe made plans to seek the seat.
Wood's wide name recognition after almost half a century in office scared off several serious contenders. His name remained on the ballot and he took 56 percent of the votes to 44 percent for a Republican who promised to eliminate the office altogether if elected.
Beasley, 77, died on Oct. 12, possibly due to an aneurysm, while trying to reclaim his old seat on the Bibb County Commission in central Alabama.
Beasley's name also remained on the ballot and he won about 52 percent of the vote. His Democratic opponent, incumbent Commissioner Walter Sansing, took the loss especially hard.
"It is a touchy situation. When you are running against a dead man, you are limited as to what you can say," Sansing told Reuters.
He blamed people voting straight Republican tickets for his loss.
In Orlando, Scott Randolph, an outgoing Democratic state legislator and state party activist, was selected by his party to receive votes cast for Wood and he will assume the office. In Alabama, the governor will appoint a new commissioner with input from local Republicans.

***I love Wood, he rarely even showed up to work while collecting $150,000 a year?!  This is what's wrong with our government.  This exactly, right here.  And, the Republican guy is such an idiot he ran for an office that he wanted to eliminate, thereby eliminating his own job if he'd won.  What a moron!  And poor, Walter Sansing, you must be a giant pile of elephant dung, and you proved it by blaming voters for voting a straight Republican ticket and insinuating you might have won if the wasn't! dead because then you could campaign harder?  Ooooookay...  Rabble-B