Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Cornhole
So I really want to know how people can chew and mow and suck every little piece of corn off of a cob? Just clean and gnawed down to nothing. I chew the shit out of an ear of corn and at the end it still looks a Bernese Mountain Dog played fetch with it all gnarled and slobbery with half the kernels still on it. How do you do it people? If you're one of the clean corn eaters please email me or comment and tell me how you do it so I can stop feeling like I need it shaved off for me so I can eat it with a fork. Rabble-B
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Once you have a row or two evenly cleared, take the topmost row of kernels (first below the gap) and place your bottom teeth below them. Using your jaw, lift the kernels up with your teeth, gently rotating the cob so that the kernels separate cleanly from the cob.
ReplyDeleteChewing simply breaks the casing of the kernel open, which prevents your ability to cleanly remove it from the cob. Patient and gentle are the keys to a clean cob.