Why did you bring your baby on this flight?

The only way small children and babies should be allowed on a plane is if there is a surcharge of $25 per hour of flight time for each other passenger within 5 rows front or back of said child. If the child/baby make a bunch of irritating noise during the flight those passengers collect the money for each hour of the flight. As you can imagine, this could become prohibitively expensive for the parents and they might think twice about bringing their annoying ass baby on a plane. Rabble-b.