Survive the Rabble

So Survivor Nicaragua premiered last night.  Not that I watched it, I did watch some of the first season, years ago, for the novelty which quickly wore off.  But really it's been like what, 10 years of survivor?  Every season is in some tropical paradise or maybe at least somewhere hot.  The only one so far that was remotely dangerous was Australia and that's simply due to the sheer number of deadly poisonous critters running around.  I mean, I'm sure I'm not the first one to think of this but when are we going to see Survivor Antarctica?  Where just not freezing to death affords you the chance to stick around and win money.  Or maybe North Pole so they have to battle polar bears instead of cuddly penguins.  Or what about Survivor South Central LA?  Guaranteed the person that wins that season is someone I don't want to mess with.  This tropical shit got boring like season 2 guys.  So, hey, NBC or CBS or whatever the hell channel it's on, writers!  You're getting paid a shitload of money to rehash the same stupid shit in a different location every year.  Think of something clever and creative for next season.  God knows America needs a little creativity these days.  Surprise us and we'll pretend we're excited.  Rabble-B