Extreme!

The best thing I saw today was a giant window sticker on the back of a car (which I'm sure inhibited the driver's view of me behind her) that said, "Charlene Maurby-Extreme Real Estate Anywhere, Anytime" with her phone number and shit.  Extreme Charlene?  Yeah you're really extreme driving three mph under the speed limit in the passing lane on I-90.  You're really livin' on the edge.  Why don't you go be extreme in the far right lane and let me and the ten other cars behind me pass you so we can get to work on time?  I'll call you when I need to buy a house.  Thanks.  Rabble-B