Cherry Pie

Some observations about Twin Peaks...

• First, Hawk is the raddest-ass character in a TV series, ever.  Don't agree?  I don't care, Hawk will throw a machete at you.  
• I'm pretty sure Donna's hair gets exponentially larger throughout the two seasons of the show, which is especially weird because the first like 18 episodes are supposed to take place in about a two week time frame.   
•  When do these kids go to school?  Despite a small handful of scenes that take place at school and mostly have to do with a 35 year old woman who thinks she's a teenager, these kids are always out of school.  It's not summer break.  So do they just skip class all the time and no one cares?  I mean, I'm pretty sure Bobby and Shelly have dropped out but what the hell?
• I can't think of a character from any other television show more annoying than Josie Packard.  She makes Steve Urkel look sympathetic.  And what makes her even worse is Joann Chen is a terrible actress.  
• Where is the White Lodge and is it made of candy?
• If the owls are not what they seem than what the fuck are they?  I think they fly Bob around from person to person.
• I love the giant., he's so friendly and helpful.
• At what time in 1980's Washington was it legal for teenagers to drink in a bar?  I've been to North Bend, they card.
• Lastly, why the hell did it get canceled after only two seasons?  It is honestly one of the most entertaining shows ever written.  Bizarre?  Yes, it's David Lynch, but it makes Lost look predictable and easy to follow.  Rabble over.  Rabble-B