Hack Job

Ok, maybe I jumped the gun a minute on the whole middle class tax cut extension thing.  Seeing as the Senate passed the bill (albeit only for 2 f-ing months), they did it 89-10.  That's a pretty overwhelming majority.  I imagine a few of those 'no' votes were senators cranky after being awakened from a nap in their chair and slapping the 'no' button out of spite without having any idea what for.  Anyway, the House, big bunch of whiny bitches that they are, can't seem to agree on anything.  And bless the little hearts of the republicans, some of them are fighting for a much longer extension (among other crap), which I fully agree with for the middle class anyway.  The problem for them is, and it's just great, they're making Obama and the democrats look like the ones pushing against the republicans for a tax cut.  The Wall Street Journal pointed this out and I almost peed myself laughing and leads me to my next paragraph...

Ahem.  Stupid republican morons, you're just making yourself look like big government tax hounds.  And your fickle constituents are gonna fry you for it.  Even better, Obama would actually politically benefit from letting the tax cuts expire at this point, after he fought and proposed a bill to extend them, again making you republican r-tards look like the r-tards you actually are.  Brilliant.  Except Obama maybe still has a little too much idealism to act like that.  Or, maybe not, but he seems to be fighting for the common man, the middle class here, and you fuck up conservative folks are about to toss yourself into the at home deep fryer (thanksgiving turkey style) you set up in your living room so boiling oil will splash everywhere, catch fire and burn your house to the ground leaving you without anywhere to spend the holidays but in a government run shelter, open on Christmas day thanks to tax dollars and big hearted volunteers, snacking on a turkey leg deep fried in the same fryer as yours but prepared in a safe, smart way, outside (with no paper plates, tablecloths or trees around).  Karma's a bitch.  Best be good or Santa will put a dradle in your stocking.  Rabble-B