Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Kermit Was an Alcoholic and Beat Miss Piggy Too

Fox news is the most entertaining thing I have ever seen.  I don't get why people protest them, they are hilarious.  We should be encouraging them, salivating over what outlandish, baseless report, sorry op-ed piece, they'll conjure up next. 

This time it's The Muppets.  If you haven't seen the new movie, you should, it's great.  The long and short of it is the Muppet studio is being taken over by an evil, oil baron named "Tex Richman" and the Muppets have to produce a telethon to save the studio.  Gut-busting antics ensue.  There's nothing else to it.  Laugh, cry, whatever and then watch this piece from Fox News.  It's probably a better watch than the movie itself. 

The Muppets are Communist?!  brainwashing our kids?!  And at the end the lady starts talking about the seven deadly sins?!  Ahhhahaaahhhaahhhahaaaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  How do you convey laughing, choking and tearing up and utter disbelief in words.  Sorry I can't do my reaction justice.  You know, to be fair, considering The Muppets were behind every US presidential assassination, I suppose they're a pretty politically oriented group.  Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure the state department classifies them as a terrorist organization too.    

Just watch, it's worth the whole 7 minutes.  Rabble-B

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