Double Penetration 10?

So have you seen now how Dr. Pepper has created a new super sissy ass drink for total weiner ass dudes called Dr. Pepper 10.  It only has ten calories so us dudes can watch our figures.  ?!?!

Lets forget for a moment how offensive this is toward women.  I mean really it's not like they're marketing the Mach 3 razor, which obviously should only be pitched to men and the East German Olympic female gymnastic team circa 1972 (they were held in Munich, West Germany that year).  IT'S FUCKING POP people, it has no preference of the sexes.

But more importantly, Dr. Pepper, is emasculating men on an appalling scale.  The commercial features a dude trying to pour a can of DP10 into a glass of ice while blastin' through the jungle in a sick, gnarly Jeep (he doesn't get much of it into the glass).  What kind of man has to pour his can of pop into a glass full of ice to drink it?  What so it stays colder and we can't drink warm pop.  What man would ever do that?  What the fuck, it's pop just drink it out of the can!  Even the flamiest gay dudes are more masculine than that.  And even better, what pop drinking man watches his calories to the point where he feels the need to drink low cal pop?  Answer: NONE!  You know who does watch their calories like that?  Women.  You know who isn't going to be drinking DP10?  Women.  Because they're already offended by the fact that DP10 is expressly not designed for them, even though it's just pop.  And probably tastes like shit anyway.  So yeah, suck it DP10.  Rabble-B