OAKLAND -- A 53-year-old man was charged Friday with robbing a downtown bank branch that he was convicted of robbing in 2010. authorities said.
Edwin Herold admitted robbing the Mechanics Bank, 1999 Harrison St., at 9:26 a.m. Monday to get money to give to his girlfriend, who was having hard times, said Officer Hector Jimenez, the lead investigator. Police said Herold simulated a gun after giving a teller a note demanding money.
Police said Herold was paroled from prison in March 2011 after serving a term for robbing the same branch as well as a Mechanics branch in Berkeley in January 2010.
He stayed at a halfway house until March 1 of this year when he left without permission, authorities said.
After the Monday robbery, Herold was identified as the suspect by FBI agent Lesline Wimbley, who recognized him from a surveillance photo. The agent had investigated the 2010 robberies, Jimenez said.
Herold was arrested Wednesday at his girlfriend's home on 22nd Street in West Oakland.

Ok, so did you read the above article?  Since when the fuck does bank robbery carry a sentence of plus or minus one year?!  Are you kidding me?!  It probably wasn't even that, what with the investigation, arrest, and court proceedings.  Maybe he actually got his constitutional right to a speedy trial and was sentenced, lets say March 2010.  That'd be pretty darn fast for the court system but we'll give them the benefit of the doubt.  So he serves ONE FUCKING YEAR?!?!  Are you serious?  For bank robbery?

I think I'm in the wrong line of work.  I mean lets say you rob five banks.  You get caught once or twice out of that spree but you've stashed maybe $100,000, hell, maybe it's $250,000.  Tax free mind you.  You serve maaaaayyyybe two years if the judge really hates you.  And you have zero expenses while in the joint.  I'm thinking that's a pretty sweet deal.  You're a free man after that and have a pile of money that no one knows about.  Or, even better you have someone you really trust, your wife lets say, and she invests that money and you get out, you get a menial job maybe and mostly live off her income for a few years.  Or, maybe you collect beer bottles like me and in a few years, boom, you have $200,000 (or half a million) and only part of it is taxable.  Then you buy a house.  Lets say you're not married and all you have is that $100,000.  Darn, that's like making $50,000 a year, again, tax free and with absolutely zero expenses.  How can you go wrong?  I might put in my two weeks tomorrow...  Rabble-B