Sasquatch Jesus?

How does something like this happen?  Who was on guard the night this asshole got drunk and busted out the 3rd grade water color skills because that idiot needs to be fired.  And the guy who turned this piece of art into a trainwreck sure ain't getting into heaven now.  It looks like three chinned, handicapped Bigfoot Jesus vomiting a banana.  So sad...  Rabble-B

 Madrid –  Moisture in a Spanish church damaged a 20^th-century painting so badly that a quarter of the artwork had chipped off.
So an 80-year-old parishioner had the best of intentions: to restore the fresco of Jesus Christ, completed in 1930, to its former glory.
But what ended up happening to the “Ecce Homo (Behold the Man) painting became a national uproar, and an international embarrassment.
Celia Giménez’ retouched version of fresco of Christ wearing a crown of thorns ended up looking like a disfigured, overweight she-man with a quadruple chin and no beard.
Juan Maria Ojeda, an official in Borja town, where the Misericordia church is located, said no one realized how badly disfigured the painting was until Gimenez rang town hall to say what she had done. Town officials claim Giménez undertook the project on her own and are considering legal action against her.
Giménez claims the project had the approval of the local clergy and she did not do it on her own.
“The priest knew it,” she told Spanish television, according to the New York Times. “I’ve never tried to do anything hidden.”
The fresco is of the genre known as "Ecce Homo" style ("Behold the Man"). But on Thursday some Twitter users were dubbing it "Ecce Mono" ("Behold the Monkey").

Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/lifestyle/2012/08/24/in-botched-restoration-project-jesus-christ-becomes-disfigured/#ixzz255XKPQmC

As Far as the Eye Can See

This is what my block looks like every week on garbage day.  It's like the Pacific Garbage Patch fell into a worm hole and landed on my block, conveniently out in front of the two low income housing units.  How odd...  Really though it's like this every fucking week!  How does anyone have that much stuff in their house?!  There's only two possible explanations I can see.  One, these folks burglarize entire houses every week and whatever they can't fence they leave on the street.  Or, two, they're hoarders that are slowly getting over their addictions and ridding themselves of the piles of floor to ceiling crap they've saved for decades. 

Even better, I saw 'normal' people (read that as not obvious hobos toting around grocery carts full of bottles and cans, especially the one old hunchback, Asian man who slinks away like Gollum when hear sees someone coming) looking through all this shit for something to take home.  Seriously people, it's fucking trash.  There's a filthy mattress, broken lamps, broken toys, there's a baby doll arm hanging out of the trash bag in the right foreground of the photo.  That shit is creepy man!  Last week there was even a toilet.  A toilet!  COME FUCKING ON!  Rabble-B

Where's the flap?

Why is there any type of mens' underwear manufactured without an opening in the front?  Seriously, why? 

You know what I dislike more than anything except Burning Man?  Unzipping my fly and fishing around for the opening in my boxer briefs, not finding said opening, and having to unbuckle my belt, unbutton my pants and pull my underwear down just to take a leak.  At that point I might as well just go full Butters style and drop everything to my ankles and pull up my shirt and sing, "Lu lu lu.  Lu lu lu."

It'll ruin your day.  Trust me, make sure your underwear has an opening and a flap in the front.  Rabble-B

Step Aside Terminator

Oscar Pistorius is pretty much the baddest ass dude of all time.  And has the best nickname ever too.

Read: http://todayinlondonblog.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/08/06/13144222-oscar-pistorius-ill-cherish-olympic-race-rest-of-my-life?lite

Unrabble-B