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Friday, February 17, 2012
Hey Hobo!
Ya, you, hobo guy sitting on the sidewalk asking me for money. Dude, you have an iPhone hooked up to a speaker playing music. Your phone is nicer than mine. I'm not giving you a penny asshole, and I don't even like pennies but you still can't have mine. I'll throw them in the trash first. Rabble-B
Thursday, February 16, 2012
If it was only Dominos...
I was shown this great article in Grist the other day.
Apparently, if you pay Pizza Hut $10,010 they will provide you with an entire engagement package to do your deed, including a ring, limo service, FIREWORKS SHOW, etc. AND your very own "$10 Dinner Box" for the two of you. I'm assuming that's what the extra $10 is in the price. Because if you've spent $10,000 already they can't just throw in the pizza. And really, what better way to say, "I want to spend the rest of my life with you.", than a $10 box of pizza. Fuck Yeah!
This makes me look like such a chump, I want a do-over. It'll work out perfectly, especially considering my fiance doesn't even eat cheese. I'm so envious that 20 years down the road I don't get to recall, "Remember when I paid Pizza Hut $10,010 to help us get engaged and then I ate a bunch of pizza while you watched me? I love you." Rabble-B
http://grist.org/food/love-fast-food-america-well-then-why-dont-you-marry-it/
Apparently, if you pay Pizza Hut $10,010 they will provide you with an entire engagement package to do your deed, including a ring, limo service, FIREWORKS SHOW, etc. AND your very own "$10 Dinner Box" for the two of you. I'm assuming that's what the extra $10 is in the price. Because if you've spent $10,000 already they can't just throw in the pizza. And really, what better way to say, "I want to spend the rest of my life with you.", than a $10 box of pizza. Fuck Yeah!
This makes me look like such a chump, I want a do-over. It'll work out perfectly, especially considering my fiance doesn't even eat cheese. I'm so envious that 20 years down the road I don't get to recall, "Remember when I paid Pizza Hut $10,010 to help us get engaged and then I ate a bunch of pizza while you watched me? I love you." Rabble-B
http://grist.org/food/love-fast-food-america-well-then-why-dont-you-marry-it/
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
AH, COME ON!!!
As if I didn't hate PETA enough already, this video is just so fucked up on so many levels. I don't even really know what to say.
I mean, really, they're so desperate for membership now they're trying to appeal to some absurd form of masculinity and overcharged testosterone douchery while offending women everywhere. You fucked her so hard she smashed her head into the wall and is stuck in a neck brace... All because you're vegan...
Ya because we all know chips and soy chicken nuggets (I've known plenty of vegan folks who seem to survive on these two items alone) will make you go all night long. And besides BWVAKTBOOM is the lamest acronym I've ever heard of, not to mention seems to make light of domestic abuse.
What the fuck ever... Watch the video. Rabble-B
I mean, really, they're so desperate for membership now they're trying to appeal to some absurd form of masculinity and overcharged testosterone douchery while offending women everywhere. You fucked her so hard she smashed her head into the wall and is stuck in a neck brace... All because you're vegan...
Ya because we all know chips and soy chicken nuggets (I've known plenty of vegan folks who seem to survive on these two items alone) will make you go all night long. And besides BWVAKTBOOM is the lamest acronym I've ever heard of, not to mention seems to make light of domestic abuse.
What the fuck ever... Watch the video. Rabble-B
Monday, February 13, 2012
Drive (into the guard rail)
So I recently watched the film Drive, and I have to say, it was a darn good movie. The super 80's Miami Vice music was kind of weird, not a whole lot really happened in the whole movie, there was not nearly as much violence as I was lead to believe, the dad from Malcom in the Middle irritates me, not nearly enough car chases for a film titled as such, I have no idea why Ryan Gosling's unnamed main character decided to get involved with his neighbor's troubles and why he didn't die at the end. But otherwise, it was pretty good.
Also, for anyone who now thinks Ryan Gosling is a bad ass because of this film you need to watch this stellar montage of him in The Notebook... Rabble-B
Also, for anyone who now thinks Ryan Gosling is a bad ass because of this film you need to watch this stellar montage of him in The Notebook... Rabble-B
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
In Canada they call this, Tuesdays
Isn't getting liquored up before you climb onto a Zamboni required. I would guess the Canadian Embassy will be calling, demanding the release of this man on the grounds he's now a political prisoner. I mean seriously, I'm not a fan of drunk driving whatsoever but how do you get arrested for drunk driving if you're not even on the road? Rabble-B
There aren't many worse things you can do as an employee than driving drunk while at work, a fact that extends to Zamboni drivers.
A 34-year-old man was arrested in Apple Valley, Minn., after police were called to the local rink to investigate what was some erratic Zamboni driving, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reports. The part-time employee was having problems getting the Zamboni off the ice after his sloppy driving while on the ice.
"He looked like I do when I have my allergy attacks," youth hockey coach Bryan Dornstreich said. "I didn't really think anything of it."
While Dornstreich was working with a referee, a parent came over to say that the attendant was "weaving all over, slurring his words."
Witnesses noticed that the job, which usually takes about 10 minutes, took him 25 minutes to complete because he attempted to fix missed spots.
Dornstreich warned the referee, who was in charge of moving the nets off the ice, to stay clear of the driver. The coach then made sure that everybody stayed away from the glass during the joyride. When the man finished his sloppy work, parents had to go onto the ice to "scrape off the rough parts" so the team could practice.
The man also reportedly stumbled and smelled of booze and was arrested by authorities after he failed field sobriety tests. The investigation is ongoing and he's yet to be charged, but state records state the man in question has been convicted of drunk driving on three other occasions, according to the Star Tribune.
Found 16 hours ago on NESN.com: 
Via NESN: There aren't many worse things you can do as an employee than driving drunk while at work, a fact that extends to Zamboni drivers.
A 34-year-old man was arrested in Apple Valley, Minn., after police were called to the local rink to investigate what was some erratic Zamboni driving, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reports. The part-time employee was having problems getting the Zamboni off the ice after his sloppy driving while on the ice.
"He looked like I do when I have my allergy attacks," youth hockey coach Bryan Dornstreich said. "I didn't really think anything of it."
While Dornstreich was working with a referee, a parent came over to say that the attendant was "weaving all over, slurring his words."
Witnesses noticed that the job, which usually takes about 10 minutes, took him 25 minutes to complete because he attempted to fix missed spots.
Dornstreich warned the referee, who was in charge of moving the nets off the ice, to stay clear of the driver. The coach then made sure that everybody stayed away from the glass during the joyride. When the man finished his sloppy work, parents had to go onto the ice to "scrape off the rough parts" so the team could practice.
The man also reportedly stumbled and smelled of booze and was arrested by authorities after he failed field sobriety tests. The investigation is ongoing and he's yet to be charged, but state records state the man in question has been convicted of drunk driving on three other occasions, according to the Star Tribune.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Li'l Rascal
Pretty sure all Rascals should not be able to go any faster than an average, able bodied, person can walk. Just saying. Rabble-B
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