Just a Tuesday walking to work

Just a hollowed out half a watermelon full of needles.  Just a Tuesday.  Walking to work.  Rabble-B

The Volcano is your colon

So I just learned about this thing from Taco Bell called the Volcano Box, pictured here:

I love greasy food but I just about shit my pants just looking at the photo.  It includes a Volcano Taco, Volcano Double Beef Burrito, a Crunchy Beef Burrito, Cinnamon Twists and a giant drink.  My question is why doesn't it include a whole roll of three-ply toilet paper?

And if that's just not enough volcano for you, you can add Lava Sauce to it.  That's right, Lava Sauce.  No, I'm not talking about what leaks out of your anus after eating a Volcano Box.  It's a spicy cheese sauce you can add to anything on the Taco Bell menu.  Or, at least used to.  Apparently from my three seconds of research on the internet, Lava Sauce is no longer available.  Though there is a Facebook page dedicated to bringing it back.

This needs to go into worst food idea hall of fame along with the KFC Double Down and brussels sprouts.  Rabble-B

TEDxPortland

Watch this and you'll want to be a better human:

http://tedxtalks.ted.com/video/A-Perfect-Life-Love-Frank-Moore-

Unrabble-B

(Ya, I know it's been a million years.  Being an adult sucks.  Doing adult things and having responsibilities, obligations you don't care for, being worn down at work, tired and grumpy.  Often the last thing I want to do is sit in front of a computer and type.  Adult things (except beer) can piss off.  I want to have fun and rabble a lot.  Here's to rabbling.)