So apparently, unknown to me, I was drunk last night when I wrote that last post. Any editing skills I thought I possessed were left unused in the mentally challenged goo that is my brain. My commentary should have read:
What I want to know is where she got the feces? Did she use her own
shit or squeeze it out of a rat? Did she pay a hobo? The cat box?
The
best line is, "a trace amount of a brown substance also was found in
the needle of an otherwise empty syringe found in Vogel's purse,
police said." She put the shit in her purse?! What?! Arizona is
giving Florida a run for its money as them most bizarre state. I'm going to
ralph. Rabble-B
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Sunday, February 2, 2014
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Death by Turd
What I want to know is where she go the feces? Did she sue her own shit or squeeze it out of a rat? Did she pay a hobo? The cat box?
The best line is, "a trace amount of a brown substance also was found in the needle of an otherwise empty syringe found in Vogel's purse, police said." She put the shit in her purse?! What?! Arizona is giving Florida a run for its money as most bizarre state. I going to ralph. Rabble-B
The best line is, "a trace amount of a brown substance also was found in the needle of an otherwise empty syringe found in Vogel's purse, police said." She put the shit in her purse?! What?! Arizona is giving Florida a run for its money as most bizarre state. I going to ralph. Rabble-B
Police: Woman put fecal matter in husband's IV
Updated 3:51 pm, Friday, January 31, 2014
CHANDLER,
Ariz. (AP) — An Arizona woman has been accused of trying to kill her
hospitalized husband by injecting fecal matter into his IV line, police
in suburban Phoenix said Friday.Rose Mary Vogel
of Sun Lakes was arrested Thursday on suspicion of attempted
first-degree murder after a nurse found the 65-year-old handling her
husband's IV line, which was found to contain a brown substance, police
said. Police don't have a possible motive.
A hospital lab test identified the brown substance in the IV line as fecal matter, and a trace amount of a brown substance also was found in the needle of an otherwise empty syringe found in Vogel's purse, police said.
When it was searched in the hospital, Vogel's purse contained a total of three syringes, including two with a clear liquid, police said. Police documents said Vogel is a retired registered nurse who formerly worked at the hospital, Chandler Regional Medical Center.
Investigators plan to conduct forensic tests on all the materials involved over the next week or two, police Sgt. Joe Favazzo said However, the hospital had to test the brown substance in the IV line immediately for treatment purposes.
"The lab came back with fecal matter," he said.
The incident occurred after the 66-year-old man had undergone a heart procedure. He's expected to survive that, as well as the alleged attempt on his life.
Vogel declined to be interviewed by police and asked for an attorney. Favazzo said he didn't know whether she has one yet. Her bond was set at $100,000 at her initial court appearance Friday.
A hospital lab test identified the brown substance in the IV line as fecal matter, and a trace amount of a brown substance also was found in the needle of an otherwise empty syringe found in Vogel's purse, police said.
When it was searched in the hospital, Vogel's purse contained a total of three syringes, including two with a clear liquid, police said. Police documents said Vogel is a retired registered nurse who formerly worked at the hospital, Chandler Regional Medical Center.
Investigators plan to conduct forensic tests on all the materials involved over the next week or two, police Sgt. Joe Favazzo said However, the hospital had to test the brown substance in the IV line immediately for treatment purposes.
"The lab came back with fecal matter," he said.
The incident occurred after the 66-year-old man had undergone a heart procedure. He's expected to survive that, as well as the alleged attempt on his life.
Vogel declined to be interviewed by police and asked for an attorney. Favazzo said he didn't know whether she has one yet. Her bond was set at $100,000 at her initial court appearance Friday.
Friday, January 31, 2014
It's Gortex, Jerry!
This is the best thing to happen to television since Seinfeld. And Larry David is involved, I can't wait! I hope Michael Richards doesn't say a bunch of weird, racist shit. Unrabble-B
Jerry Seinfeld clears up 'Seinfeld' reunion reports
Jan. 30, 2014, 5:28 PM EST
WENN
Comic Jerry Seinfeld has confirmed plans to reunite his former "Seinfeld" co-stars for a "special project."
The star sparked rumors of a much-anticipate get together earlier this month when he was spotted shooting a Super Bowl commercial with Jason Alexander and Larry David at New York City's Tom's Restaurant, which doubled as the diner from the hit show.
Seinfeld refused to offer an explanation for the reunion, prompting many to speculate the trio was filming a Super Bowl ad.
The comedian revealed on WFAN radio's "Boomer & Carton" show Thursday
that there will be no commercial. "It's a secret project," he said. But
he confesses the "Seinfeld cast" will be back for the "one-and-done"
project, adding it will be out "very, very soon."
Thursday, January 23, 2014
My Favorite Headline from Today
This is priceless.
How did Vince Young burn through $25M?
The former NFL star filed for bankruptcy last week, & reports suggest lavish trips to the Cheesecake Factory & TGI Fridays are partly to blame.
Rabble-B
How did Vince Young burn through $25M?
The former NFL star filed for bankruptcy last week, & reports suggest lavish trips to the Cheesecake Factory & TGI Fridays are partly to blame.
Rabble-B
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Christmas in July
The high's have topped 70 degrees at my house for a week now. I don't live in San Diego, I live in the Bay Area, where it's supposed to be cold and rain sometimes. While the east is buried in snow and negative temps we are wilting out here.
The Sierra's have 17% snowpack after the driest December in memory, which has continued in January, it's in the 50's at the ski resorts, rivers are mere trickles and closed to fishing and the governor declared a drought emergency.
For all those that continue to deny climate change, come on down to the Bay Area and get a sunburn while you shank an old guy for the last gallon of water at Safeway, because that's where we're going. Rabbletown California USA-B
The Sierra's have 17% snowpack after the driest December in memory, which has continued in January, it's in the 50's at the ski resorts, rivers are mere trickles and closed to fishing and the governor declared a drought emergency.
For all those that continue to deny climate change, come on down to the Bay Area and get a sunburn while you shank an old guy for the last gallon of water at Safeway, because that's where we're going. Rabbletown California USA-B
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Twinsies!
Today I saw a guy with not one, but two, as in twin!, seahorse tattoos on his cheeks. Similar to this:
except two, and on his face. That is commitment. Well, commitment to hard drugs anyway, which he appeared to be on at the time.
I also found this on Google images:
The more I stare at it the more creeped out I get. Rabble-B
I also found this on Google images:
The more I stare at it the more creeped out I get. Rabble-B
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
I gotta go with Florida
No bail for the Florida movie theater shooter? Really?! The guy was just standing his ground ya know. That guy texting presented a threat, his wife too, and the shooter had to take action. What else was he supposed to do? Go get an usher and have them escorted out? Not likely. That's why this guy took it upon himself to save the lives of everyone in that theater and murder the guy texting during the movie, a totally appropriate action.
Ok, hopefully you have an ironic bone in your body and don't run off to call the PC police.
But seriously, this murderer guy shoots and kills another guy who, yes is acting rudely by texting during a movie, but not at all engaging anyone in a threatening way that warrants murder and the shooter is a horrible villain? Yes, I think that's an insane reaction but, hey Florida (and America), lets rewind about a year. Does this not sound anything like some kid walking home from the convenience store that somehow winds up dead? Only in Florida. Rabble-B
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