Friday, April 27, 2012

Go to the Light

What the fuck is wrong with people?!  Sunlight diet?  This is survival of the fittest in finest form.  What are you a fucking plant?  Can you perform photosynthesis?  No?  That's because while Vitamin D is good too, food and water are pretty necessary to survive these days.  Or, well, they always have been!  Should be a Germany or Florida question and it sounds like Germans have tried this already too.

The worst part about this after making the observation about starving people write the last sentence in the article about how it's such a shame because it was a Swiss person and they could've been gorging themselves on chocolate and cheese.  No, fuck you, the worst part of this story is hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of children are starving in sub-Saharan Africa because they don't have anything to eat.  Guaranteed it's plenty hot and sunny there and they're still fucking dying!  That's the real story. 

So for people arrogant and privileged enough to even try a sunlight diet, go ahead, have fun assholes.  Maybe before you embark on your enlightening quest you could express mail all the food in your house to Sudan.  Rabble-B

A woman raising her hands toward the sun. (© Dave and Les Jacobs/Blend Images/Corbis)

Woman starves to death on ill-conceived sunlight-only diet

 msn.com
16 hrs ago
​A Swiss woman managed to starve herself to death after trying to follow a sunlight-only diet, after watching a documentary of an Indian guru who claimed to live this way for 70 years. Well, someone was lying and, no offense gurus, but obviously you CANNOT live on just sunlight alone. If you don't believe that, then look into the millions of people who die of starvation and thirst every year. Unfortunately, wanna-be ascetics have been dying of an inability to put two and two (food + water = alive!) together in Germany, Britain and Australia according to the Swiss paper Tages-Anzeiger, but for this woman to starve in Switzerland, home to some of the best cheese and chocolate in the world, just seems exceptionally unnecessary.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Scandinavian or Kardashian

Can you guess which one of the photos below is a Kardashian and which one is a thirty year old, pasty white Scandinavian dude? 

They're making the same gross, contorted face that makes me think they've just eaten a bunch of grass and booger flavored Jelly Bellys on Halloween, spaced on dressing for the occasion but have to maintain their composure upon meeting each of their significant others parents at a costume party in their home and the queen of England, Stephen Hawking, the ghost of Gandhi and Captain America happen to be there, all coincidentally dressed as Edward Scissorhands (Stephen Hawking's costume didn't come off so well either). 

Regardless, can you tell which one is Scandinavian and which one is Kardashian?  Rabble-B

Sunday, April 22, 2012

It's Earth Day

Think about all the toilet paper you've soiled.  Plant a tree today!  Rabble-B

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Happy Record Store Day!

Today is Record Store Day.  Go to your local record store and buy some shit.  Support local businesses!  Unrabble-B

Friday, April 20, 2012

We'll Forgive the Speling

Coming to a garage door near you.  The word is spreading, believe the hype...  Rable-B

Thursday, April 19, 2012

At the Helm

Levon Helm the highly respected drummer and songwriter of The Band died at age 71 today.  He was a music legend that influenced countless musicians in the last 40+ years.  It's a sad day for rock 'n' roll.  Rabble-B

Read more here.

Monday, April 16, 2012

The Ongoing Chronicles of Hobo Family Band

I saw Hobo Family Band on BART again tonight.  We were treated to two songs and they've branched out from just Beatles songs.  They jammed out Ben E. King's Stand By Me and then back to classic Beatles  Penny Lane.  They've upped the ante too with a pair of kazoos.  It was awesome.  We gave them a dollar.  Unrabble-B

Thursday, April 12, 2012

The Senior Junior

Anybody ever notice that mothers never name their daughters after themselves?  I can't think of one person I've met where that's the case.  But fathers?  All the time! 

Why are we so fucking vain?  Seriously, it's really arrogant and vain man.  Unless you're the president, or Chuck Yeager or Nelson Mandela then it's really just not cool. 

And I'm not talking naming your boy after your beloved great grandfather or giving him a family middle name, in fact that's good for family bonds and identity but come on, you couldn't come up with a better name than "Billy Jr"?  That's just plain lazy.  I mean pick up magazine and just give him the first male name you read and that would be better than Norm Jr or Norm IV.  We use roman numerals to designate the difference between family members.  Dammit man, why are we so vain?!  Rabble-B

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Angioplasty in a Pizza

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/deep-fried-pizza-restaurant-la-montanara

Go to this website and then cry because deep fried pizza is not available in your city.  Then, petition your city council to initiate a publicly funded deep fried pizza joint in your town.  If that doesn't work start your own pizzaria and make millions.  If you don't have the start up capital, make it at home.  It's deep fried pizza for heaven's sake people.  It's heaven.  In your mouth.  Make it happen.  For me!  Chomp!  Unrabble-B

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

BOA Constrictor

Other than looking like he's having serious problems pinching one off, or a 30 foot long snake is wrapped around his lower body forcing all his blood to his head, what's wrong with this picture?  Or, rather what's wrong with this statement?  

 BOA stock tanked, they have some of the worst customer service in the nation and they're still struggling with their debacles in the housing market and this asshole gets a ginormous raise?!  Man, I'm in the wrong business.  Rabble-B

 

Bank of America CEO got sixfold raise last year





Brian T. Moynihan, the CEO of Bank of America was paid $7.5 million last year - six times what he got in 2010. That's according to an Associated Press analysis of a regulatory filing out Wednesday March 28,2012.

(03-28) 10:19 PDT NEW YORK, (AP) --
The CEO of Bank of America was paid $7.5 million last year — six times what he got in 2010. That's according to an Associated Press analysis of a regulatory filing out Wednesday.
The bank says Brian Moynihan's pay package for 2011 included a salary of $950,000, a $6.1 million stock award and about $420,000 worth of use of company aircraft and tax and financial advice.
It happened in a year when Bank of America stock plunged 58 percent. The bank struggled with lawsuits from investors who had bought securities backed by problematic mortgage loans.
The AP uses a calculation that isolates the value a company's board places on the CEO's total pay package. The figure includes salary, bonus, incentives, perks and the estimated value of stock options and awards.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2012/03/28/national/a101904D10.DTL#ixzz1qRXeucJL

Monday, April 2, 2012

Censor This

Oh Arizona, what the fuck?  You can't censor the American people and you can't censor the internet.  How many free speech cases do we have to go through before the FCC, corporations like Clear Channel or groups like the American Family Association get the point?!  In the United States you can't censor what people say or or think. 

So, in light of that, I am fully against bullying, harassment or intimidation of any kind.  Shit, I don't even like people I don't know talking to me.  But, I don't support blanket, indiscriminate laws or regulations applying to such subjects when it's a clear violation of free speech.  Even if that free speech is complete bullshit. 

John Stuart Mill said,
"If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."

In other words, even if some says or thinks something so incredibly stupid that no one else holds that opinion, it's still not acceptable to silence that person.  Even if it's just to reinforce the reality that the opposite opinions or actions are correct and right.  And that asshole has no more right to do it to you!

So I pray that Arizona House Bill 2549 does not pass, or the kind of government that all the conservatives think is being imposed on us by the Obama administration will actually begin to be imposed on us by those same conservatives.  Hmm...  Rabble-B

Arizona law would censor the Internet

Arizona
State of Arizona
The state of Arizona could find itself in the company of countries like China and Syria for censoring the Internet if the state's governor signs a bill recently passed by the legislature.
Arizona House Bill 2549, which is now on Gov. Jan Brewer's desk for signature, was created to counter bullying and stalking. The law would make it a crime to use any electronic or digital device to communicate using "obscene, lewd or profane language" or to suggest a lewd or lascivious act, if done with the intent to "terrify, intimidate, threaten, harass, annoy or offend."
First Amendment rights group Media Coalition, which represents the Motion Picture Association of America, the Recording Industry Association of America, the Association of American Publishers and other related groups, says the bill is not only a violation of the First Amendment, but is so far-ranging as to be preposterous.

In a letter to the governor, the coalition said while government can criminalize speech "that rises to the level of harassment, and many states have laws that do so," Arizona's legislation:
... takes a law meant to address irritating phone calls and applies it to communication on web sites, blogs, listserves and other Internet communication. H.B. 2549 is not limited to a one to one conversation between two specific people. The communication does not need to be repetitive or even unwanted. There is no requirement that the recipient or subject of the speech actually feel offended, annoyed or scared. Nor does the legislation make clear that the communication must be intended to offend or annoy the reader, the subject or even any specific person.
This bill isn't the first the legislature has tackled when it comes to regulating what's said -- or seen -- electronically. Another, Senate Bill 1219, would let parents see the text messages on the phones of their children, if they're under the age of 18. That legislation remains in committee.
H.B. 2549 "would apply to the Internet as a whole, thus criminalizing all manner of writing, cartoons, and other protected material the state finds offensive or annoying," Media Coalition says on its website -- at least for now, until what it says is found to be offensive or annoying by those in Arizona.