Thursday, April 12, 2012

The Senior Junior

Anybody ever notice that mothers never name their daughters after themselves?  I can't think of one person I've met where that's the case.  But fathers?  All the time! 

Why are we so fucking vain?  Seriously, it's really arrogant and vain man.  Unless you're the president, or Chuck Yeager or Nelson Mandela then it's really just not cool. 

And I'm not talking naming your boy after your beloved great grandfather or giving him a family middle name, in fact that's good for family bonds and identity but come on, you couldn't come up with a better name than "Billy Jr"?  That's just plain lazy.  I mean pick up magazine and just give him the first male name you read and that would be better than Norm Jr or Norm IV.  We use roman numerals to designate the difference between family members.  Dammit man, why are we so vain?!  Rabble-B

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