All the Evidence Points to Douche Bag

Read this article http://www.nationalmemo.com/republicans-come-up-with-a-new-way-to-punish-rape-victims/ to ruin your day.  It seems Republicans in New Mexico proposed a bill that makes abortion resulting  from rape a crime due to evidence tampering.  Yeah, evidence.  So when the li'l tyke squirts out after nine months you can tag 'em and bag 'em and let the bugger sit in the evidence locker til he or she is 18.  I mean what else would you do with a fetus right?  It belongs to the state now, it's evidence in a court case that probably won't be investigated or prosecuted properly.  In fact, she probably made the whole thing up.  Yeah, that's it, you bunch of fucking douchetastic dumbasses.  Don't you have something better to do than punish rape victims?  How about a bill with provisions for preventing rape and stiffer penalties for rape.  Because that would make sense.  Rabble-B

Dear Lance,

You are a total douche.  I don't even really care about the Tour de France or competitive cycling but I do care about you consistently lying and acting so indignant for so many years when confronted about doping.  The time to come clean has long passed and maybe if you would've been forgiven by the public.  But now?  Nah, you're going down and no one gives two shits about you now.  You're not even a has been, you're a never was, nobody. 

You must realize your story of triumphing over cancer and working so hard for o many years to be possibly the greatest athlete and most inspiring humans of all time is bogus.  You've now crushed the hopes and dreams of so many people facing adversity that you at one time inspired under such false pretense.  Again, you are a total douche.  Take your one nut and ride your ass out of here, no one wants to hear anymore from you. 

No love,

Rabble-B

Also...

...thanks to whatever douche broke the comments function on this blog.  You suck.  Rabble-B

The never ending unabashed strangulation of our environment to feed our narcissim

Giant Bluefin tuna nets $1.76M in Tokyo


Toru Hanai / Reuters

Kiyomura Co's employees push a cart carrying a 222 kg (489 lbs) bluefin tuna outside Tsukiji fish market in Tokyo on Saturday, Jan. 5, 2013. Kiyomura Co's President Kiyoshi Kimura, who runs a chain of sushi restaurants, won the bid for the tuna with a record of 155.4 million yen ($1.76 million) at the fish market's first tuna auction this year.

Lets Ride!

Whoa, December was a time vortex that spun all calendars forward a whole month without actually living it.  Or at least it felt like that.  Much of it had to do with the fact I had no computer for over a month (and those people who are doing their damnest to suck the life out of me, like the lady who took a shit on two chairs and a couch at my work), so lets suffice it to say, fuck you HP and fuck you Authorized Computers.  I could rabble for days about how I want to strangle several people for their complete incompetence buuuuuuttt, suddenly my strangling plans seem pretty pedestrian after I read this:

Jan 8, 2013 10:49amMan Accused of Choking Girlfriend With Dreadlocks


(Image Credit: Portland Police Bureau)
An Oregon woman told police her boyfriend used his dreadlocks to choke her during an argument.
Officers responded to a home in Portland at 2:28 a.m. Monday after receiving a report of a domestic assault.
The victim, who was not identified, told police her boyfriend, Caleb Grotberg, choked her with his dreadlocks, which are matted ropes of hair.
The woman was taken to a Portland hospital where she was treated for “numerous, non-life-threatening injuries,” said Sgt. Pete Simpson of the Portland Police Bureau.
Grotberg, 32, was located by officers in the neighborhood and booked into the Multnomah County Jail.
He is scheduled to be arraigned today on charges of kidnap in the second degree, attempted assault in the second degree, assault in the fourth degree, menacing, and strangulation. All of the charges are domestic violence felony crimes.
It was not known whether Grotberg had retained an attorney.

Germany or Florida?  Think again, Portland! which used to be one of my favorite towns, at least until this morning when I read about this filthy dirty, dreadlocked, stinky, not-so-peace-loving hippie asswipe tried to CHOKE HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH HIS DREADLOCKS!  Just look at this guy, would you let your children anywhere near him?  He should've been arrested long ago just for looking like that.  "But what about those baby blue eyes?" you say.  Look again at this guy!  He's fucking mentally deranged and must I repeat?  He has dreadlocks AND tried to choke his girlfriend with them!  Just take a second to get that mental picture...  Unbelievable...  What a complete fucking piece of trash and waste of air.  I really thought there was nothing new under the sun but this painfully proves truth beats fiction everytime.  The moral of the story, which I've tried to convey many times on here and in try to instill in everyone I meet, don't trust people with dreadlocks, especially pasty white hippies.  Rabble on, rabble on-B