Lets Ride!

Whoa, December was a time vortex that spun all calendars forward a whole month without actually living it.  Or at least it felt like that.  Much of it had to do with the fact I had no computer for over a month (and those people who are doing their damnest to suck the life out of me, like the lady who took a shit on two chairs and a couch at my work), so lets suffice it to say, fuck you HP and fuck you Authorized Computers.  I could rabble for days about how I want to strangle several people for their complete incompetence buuuuuuttt, suddenly my strangling plans seem pretty pedestrian after I read this:

Jan 8, 2013 10:49amMan Accused of Choking Girlfriend With Dreadlocks


(Image Credit: Portland Police Bureau)
An Oregon woman told police her boyfriend used his dreadlocks to choke her during an argument.
Officers responded to a home in Portland at 2:28 a.m. Monday after receiving a report of a domestic assault.
The victim, who was not identified, told police her boyfriend, Caleb Grotberg, choked her with his dreadlocks, which are matted ropes of hair.
The woman was taken to a Portland hospital where she was treated for “numerous, non-life-threatening injuries,” said Sgt. Pete Simpson of the Portland Police Bureau.
Grotberg, 32, was located by officers in the neighborhood and booked into the Multnomah County Jail.
He is scheduled to be arraigned today on charges of kidnap in the second degree, attempted assault in the second degree, assault in the fourth degree, menacing, and strangulation. All of the charges are domestic violence felony crimes.
It was not known whether Grotberg had retained an attorney.

Germany or Florida?  Think again, Portland! which used to be one of my favorite towns, at least until this morning when I read about this filthy dirty, dreadlocked, stinky, not-so-peace-loving hippie asswipe tried to CHOKE HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH HIS DREADLOCKS!  Just look at this guy, would you let your children anywhere near him?  He should've been arrested long ago just for looking like that.  "But what about those baby blue eyes?" you say.  Look again at this guy!  He's fucking mentally deranged and must I repeat?  He has dreadlocks AND tried to choke his girlfriend with them!  Just take a second to get that mental picture...  Unbelievable...  What a complete fucking piece of trash and waste of air.  I really thought there was nothing new under the sun but this painfully proves truth beats fiction everytime.  The moral of the story, which I've tried to convey many times on here and in try to instill in everyone I meet, don't trust people with dreadlocks, especially pasty white hippies.  Rabble on, rabble on-B