Germany or Florida? Aaaaannd FLORIDA!

Damn unloaded guns'll get ya.

Florida man Shot by his dog, police say

By M. Alex Johnson, staff writer, NBC News

A Florida man was shot and wounded over the weekend by his dog, who walked away without charges, police said.

Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Frostproof, Fla., told police Saturday that he and his dog were in their truck in nearby Sebring when the dog kicked a gun that was on the truck's floor, the Highlands Tribune newspaper reported.

The gun went off, shooting Lanier in the leg, Sebring police said.

Lanier wasn't seriously injured, said Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr, who actually said police didn't arrest the dog because the investigation was pending, the Tribune reported.

He also said he had never heard of a similar case.

According to the police report, Lanier said he was driving along State Road 17 North when the dog kicked "the unloaded .380 pistol." It went on to say that Lanier was "surprised" to learn not only that the gun was loaded, but also that it was actually a 9mm weapon, not a .380.

The incident is only the latest in a string of bizarre shootings in Florida. Just last week, a woman in St. Petersburg was wounded when she was shot by a friend's oven.

Another heaping pile of Olympic proportions

Today Oscar Pistorius, the South African Olympic runner badass who was born without fibulas and competed in the London Olympics and inspired millions, was charged with murder for shooting his girlfriend!
For serious.  Read it:

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/14/16957208-blade-runner-oscar-pistorius-charged-with-murder?lite

Dude, you had it all.  You had the world by the fibula and you go and girl your girlfriend.  You are a supreme asshole and are now comepeting in the total fucking douche Olympics.  Oh, wait, I just got word, YOU WON!...  Rabble-B

Olympic sized bullshit

Today the Olympics dropped all wrestling programs from the 2020 games.  Wrestling, out of the Olympics.  Are they fucking high?!  It's the most basic and athletic contest of all time.  You try to pin me, that's it.  It defines the word 'athelete'.  The IOC committee cited low television ratings as one of the reasons they pulled it.  Well, maybe if they cut some of the hundreds of hours of gymnastics coverage and put it on ratings would go up.  You have to televise it at all! before you get ratings.  But no, it's cool, we really like watching this: 
Golf is in the 2016 games in Rio.  Yeah, fucking GOLF!  It's not even a sport, it's fat, old white guys walking around on somebody's giant lawn hitting tiny balls around.  It's a leisure activity.  I thought it was rough when they axed baseball, but wrestling?  That's so weak...  Rabble-B

Poped

So the pope resigned today.  I didn't know that was a thing.  Turns out just barely, the last pope to resign was in 1415.  Apparently he'll move to the pope summer house for a while and then to a monastery full of nuns.  Ah, now I see his plan.  Or, wait it's young boys they keep getting in trouble over...  I'm confused.

I'm not easily offended, but...

...today I saw a truck with a sticker of Calvin pissing (and really, people still have those?) on the Geneva Convention.  Seriously, what the fuck is that all about?!  So I'm to assume you're pro torture and murder of civilians?  And you support unlawful imprisonment and the no right to trial?  Because yeah, that's totally normal and okay.  Or no, actually it's not, at all.  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BROSSIF?!?!  I don't know where to begin on how offensive that sticker really is.  And I saw it of all places in the entire universe Berkeley, CA.  Liberal, progressive, hippie, peace and love Berkeley.  Fuckin' a man, fuckin' a...  Pacific Ocean sized rabble-B

Sounds like some Patriot Act, Bush era bullshit

But noooo it's Obama.  Big brother strikes again and this time he wants you dead.

Isn't this one of those, "We're the United States and we don't do this because we're better than that", kind of things?  If there was ever a 'slippery slope' argument...  Read on about how the Obama administration justifies the killing of US citizens.

http://openchannel.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/04/16843014-exclusive-justice-department-memo-reveals-legal-case-for-drone-strikes-on-americans?lite

Major fucking rabble!-B

You're gonna need a bigger boat

Who said fishing isn't and extreme sport?  Ok, really it's not, unless you're fishing for marlin and you hook a mega jumbo one that's really pissed off and decides to sink your boat!  Check out these pictures from Panama.  Marlin: 1, Boat: 0  Unrabble-BLike · 

Shut-in

Tonight at Safeway a French (or possibly French Canadian) lady ripped a huge fart while I was standing behind her in the aisle.  She pretended not to notice.  Five minutes later she rammed her shopping cart into me.  She pretended not to notice.  What the fuck man?!  

I feel like if that's the new norm I can't get along in public anymore.  I'm can't go outside.  Rabble-B