Shut-in

Tonight at Safeway a French (or possibly French Canadian) lady ripped a huge fart while I was standing behind her in the aisle.  She pretended not to notice.  Five minutes later she rammed her shopping cart into me.  She pretended not to notice.  What the fuck man?!  

I feel like if that's the new norm I can't get along in public anymore.  I'm can't go outside.  Rabble-B