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One fo the coolest music videos I've ever seen and coolest versions of Satisfaction.  Stones got nothing on this.  I love the creepy giant baby.  Rabble-B

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jadvt7CbH1o

Stanley Cup Finals

2011 Stanley Cup Finals

Game 1
Boston Bruins at the Vancouver Canucks at 5pm on my birthday June 1st.  Go Canada!  Yep.  Unrabble-B

Expatriot

Yesterday, while touring France, Obama signed into law a four year extension of the Patriot Act.  Remember the laws Bush passed that allow the government to spy on American citizens and basically nullify our right to privacy?  Way to go on separating your administration from the Bush era.  You keep claiming we're moving forward and away from the Bush politics but you're really not convincing anyone pulling shit like this.  No wonder your approval ratings are in the toilet.  You suck.  Rabble-B

Headlines

Two headlines I saw today...

• Girl? Boy? Parents Refuse to Say
  The idea to raise a genderless child came from a book the parents found in the library. They claim the secrecy is about giving their children freedom.
  
  Wow, do you want your kid to commit suicide?  Seriously, what good is going to come of intentionally confusing your child and everyone else about his or her gender?  This is fucking stupid and only going to screw up your kid later in life.   Because you know, you should believe everything you read at the library...
  
  
  

  One man's quest to try breast-feeding
  

  Male lactation is possible, so he decided to give it a try.
  
  Dude, you have way too much time on your hands.  You're an idiot and also going to screw up your child just like the genderless kid above.  Not that it's right but all I see in either of these childrens' futures is ridicule at school followed by social isolation and from there maybe crack whore, I don't know...
  
  It isn't about tolerance and social constructs, it's about kids and their future and happiness and doing things like needlessly confusing gender and sucking on your dad's teat only serve as the basis of a social nightmare when the kids enter society at school or boy scouts or sports or whatever.  For fucks sake.  Rabble-B

the mor skool the dumberer i gits

I am constantly amazed by the ignorance and stupidity of our society.  Is it just me or are we all losing brain cells at an alarming rate?  This article is from msn.com.  I used to want to live in Nashville, seems like a pretty cool town, but now am rethinking my plans...  for fuck's sake people!  What the fuck is wrong with our country?!  Rabble-B

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43115864/ns/us_news-life

One of the Saddest Days Ever

From Refdesk.com

E-Books Outselling Printed Books on Amazon

Amazon.com, Inc., has been selling printed books online since 1995 and began selling electronic books in 2007, after launching its Kindle e-book reader. The Kindle has since become the best-selling device designed specifically for reading digital books. Now, less than four years later, Amazon is selling more e-books than printed books. Since April 1, 105 e-books have been sold for every 100 printed books. Free e-books were not included in this comparison, meaning the total number of downloaded books is actually even higher.

Rabble fucking rabble-B

Short Shorts

So I've been in Belize for a while, far away from the cold and rain of my dreary home of Seattle.  Limited to no internet access meant no rabbling but now we're on.

Yesterday, in the Philip Goldston airport in Belize City (with all of its 6 gates for the entire country) I had to use the restroom.  A pretty normal thing I think, except post relief on my way from the urinal to the sink (about 10 feet) I noticed the old guy that sidled up to the next urinal over was wearing some short-ish athletic shorts.  Now that's really not a big issue since they're probably comfortable and flying sucks so most people, including myself, don't really give a shit what they look like as long as their comfy.  So, ok, cool, old dude rock the short shorts.  Except that this crazy old guy at the urinal had hiked up one leg of his shorts, exposing a wicked, blinding white tan line, and was peeing out the bottom of his shorts.  What?  For reals?  What is that dude?!  That is so fucking weird.  I have never seen that before...  That can't be easy to control your stream man.  And really, how hard is it to pull your shorts down from the top?  Let me answer; not hard!  Ok?  Just pull your damn shorts down a little bit and take care of business, don't slip your weiner down the leg of your shorts and pee all over your leg or whatever happens.  IT'S WEIRD! And you're creeping me out!  Thank God he was not seated next to me on the plane or I might still be in Belize City eating hot sauce, with no internet access to tell you this bizarre story.  Rabble-B

Mental Midgets

It's no secret I have a special place in my heart for all the mental midgets on our nation's roadways.  And by place in my heart I mean the black, cancerous, diseased part that will fail sometime in my mid 80's. 

But, despite my intense road rage, today I've officially been defeated by the world of traffic.  Today my commute, which normally takes me 20-25 minutes took an hour and 10 minutes.  It took me 45 minutes to get onto the freeway alone, as opposed to say, 10.  I don't even know what to say.  I wasn't even mad, I was actually smiling I think because I officially lost my mind due to being stuck in a situation that I didn't think was physically and cosmologically (the cosmos like space and time, not nail polish and shit) possible. 

So, with this latest road revelation, I tip my hat to you, the American driving public, you win.  I'm moving to Amish country to drive a horse and buggy.  They have good fishing there too and I can always play and acoustic guitar.  I bid you farewell.  Rabble-B