Monday, January 16, 2012

Down With the Ship?

So I read that the captain of the cruise ship that crashed into a bunch of rocks on the Italian coast drove off course so one of the wait staff could WAVE TO HIS FAMILY AS HE WENT BY!  What?!  What the fuck are you talking about?  Look at the picture, you're like 50 feet from shore in a ship/small city that drafts like what, 25 or 30 feet.  What were you thinking?  Dude, you're not on a spring break booze cruise in your buddy's ski boat, driving by some hot chicks in bikinis on Lake Havasu.  You're the well paid and well trained captain of a ginormous ship with 4,000 people on it.  Their safety is your responsibility.  Get it together you dumbass.  You deserve to be charged with manslaughter and abandoning your ship.  What, don't tell me they don't teach that the captain goes down with the ship in nautical school.  If that's not something you're comfortable with then YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE BECOME A BOAT CAPTAIN!  You acted like George Constanza when in the episode where he's at the kid's birthday party and thinks there's a fire and pushes all the kids and old ladies out of the way so he can escape.  You're a dick and a coward.  Have fun in Italian prison douche bag.  Rabble-B

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