Monday, July 2, 2012

Don't Start Performin' Now!

It pains me to know it's been three weeks since I've rabbled.  Luckily it's not due to lack of rabbling material rather I just don't know where the last three weeks have gone.  Disappeared, in a time warp.  Seriously.

Anyway, drinking pop (or any other liquid) out of a can or bottle through a straw is fucking stupid.  Lets forget about the extra, plastic waste that creates and concentrate on just how stupid drinking out of straws is anyway.  You can't control your consumption rate at all.  You're restricted to a tiny bumper to bumper highway of liquid that trickles into your mouth at a rate so slow it's impossible to quench your thirst and considering it' physically impossible to breathe while drinking you're lucky to strike the fine balance of not asphyxiating yourself but still getting a mouthful of precious sugary liquid.  Fuck straws.  Rabble-B

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