Lady Antebellum

Really?  That's your shitty, redneck, country stage name.  You know what I like to celebrate every year?  The day South Carolina seceded from the union.  Yeah, slavery and war and shit!  What the fuck is wrong with you lady?  The ignorance that permeates your name is so thick I'm going to choke.  I know there are lots of people that still think the South will rise again and are proud of their Southern heritage and their ancestors that bravely fought for the Confederacy in the Civil War but guess what?  It's over, and you lost.  And yeah, I realize that the immediate reason for the Civil War was to prevent the secession of the South but you know what the over-arching reason was?  Yeah, that's right, slavery.  And you know what is over now?  Slavery.  And while we have every reason to study that time period and learn from it we have no reason to celebrate the Antebellum period as a proud moment in American history.  Couldn't have been much fun if you were black.  Especially considering most other first world countries had abolished slavery years earlier.  Hell, even those assholes the British outlawed slavery in 1833!  Well, I suppose you would be justified in celebrating it if you were an abolitionist but let's face it, you're not and you weren't.  You're just a redneck, country singer trying to cash in on peoples' prejudice and miss guided pride in the slave era South.  So, Lady Antebellum, screw you and fuck the Old South.  What a waste of a beautiful place on such ill minded people such as yourself.  And besides, your bandmates are tools.  Nice almost faux hawk, douche bag.  And other guy, close your mouth, you look like a retard...  Rabble-B