Thursday, November 10, 2011

Go Us!

Who needs stupid Rhinos anyway, they are stinky and mean and they poop a lot and contribute to global warming.  Assholes. 

Seriously folks, "Stweards of the Earth" as the article calls us isn't just some liberal, hippie shit.  I'm tellin' you I don't even like hippies but it's the truth.  And for the Bible lover, it's in the Bible too, I promise.  It's our job to make sure we don't destroy this planet, which we should be fired from.  As far as I know there's nowhere else close by we can go.  Unless you want to join Willzyk the whale and the Mooninites on the fucking moon!

Also, pretty sure Rhino horn doesn't make your weiner bigger or cure cancer sooooooooooooo...  Rabble-B

From MSNBC below:



Image: Black rhinos at an animal park in England
Dan Kitwood  /  Getty Images
A 6-month-old black rhino calf stands with its mother in its enclosure at Lympne Wild Animal Park on June 21 in Hythe, England.
msnbc.com staff and news service reports
updated 11/10/2011 5:56:43 AM ET 2011-11-10T10:56
 
The Western Black Rhino of Africa was declared officially extinct Thursday by a leading conservation group.
The International Union for Conservation of Nature said that two other subspecies of rhinoceros were close to meeting the same fate.
The Northern White Rhino of central Africa is now "possibly extinct" in the wild and the Javan Rhino "probably extinct" in Vietnam, after poachers killed the last animal there in 2010.
A small but declining population survives on the Indonesian island of Java.




IUCN said Thursday that a quarter of all mammals are at risk of extinction, according to its updated Red List of endangered species.
'Stewards of the Earth' But the group added that species such as the Southern White Rhino and the Przewalski's Horse have been brought back from the brink with successful conservation programs.
 

"Human beings are stewards of the Earth and we are responsible for protecting the species that share our environment," said Simon Stuart, chair of the IUCN Species Survival Commission.

"In the case of both the Western Black Rhino and the Northern White Rhino, the situation could have had very different results if the suggested conservation measures had been implemented," he added. "These measures must be strengthened now, specifically managing habitats in order to improve breeding performance, preventing other rhinos from fading into extinction." 


The WWF environmental campaign group last month said that the Javan Rhino found dead in Vietnam in 2010 was the country's last, rendering the species all but the extinct.
  Genetic analysis of 22 dung samples collected in Vietnam's Cat Tien National Park from 2009 to 2010 affirmed that the animal, found dead with a bullet in its leg and its horn removed in April 2010, was the final wild rhino in Vietnam.
  Rhinoceros horns are a coveted ingredient in traditional Eastern medicine and rumored to cure or fend off cancer, although scientists say there is no evidence to support the claim.
WWF said the Javan Rhino was believed to be extinct from mainland Asia until 1988 when one was hunted from the Cat Tien area, leading to the discovery of a small population.

The Associated Press, msnbc.com staff and Reuters contributed to this report.

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