http://www.sfgate.com/technology/businessinsider/article/IAC-Announce-They-Have-Parted-Ways-With-PR-5084973.php
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Saturday, December 21, 2013
Monday, December 9, 2013
The Stick
Note: I wrote the following Rabble yesterday but seeing as computers suck ass I wasn't able to post it until now (and yes, I realize the irony of typing, 'computers suck ass' on a computer but if you're asking that question then this must be your first Rabble experience. Sit down, enjoy.). Rabble-B
Today I learned what it is to live in a true sports town. It was exciting, amazing and terrifying all at once. It was pretty much the biggest game of the season, the Seahawks came to Candlestick Park, for the second to last game ever at the Stick. This was my first game at the Stick and we went a tailgatin'. The game started at 1:25pm so we figured getting there about 10:30am would give us and easy drive in with plenty of time to BBQ and drink. WRONG! People show up at like 8am and set up camp. Literally camp. Some people drive their RV's. It was like driving into week long music festival put on by Mad Max. Smoke billowing everywhere, satellite dishes strapped to car roofs, whole stereo systems hooked up to generators, people in red & gold costume screaming and running between parked cars, planes flying, footballs flying, police riding atv's in a gravel and broken glass strewn wasteland all surrounded by the hood. It was like if Ridley Scott filmed a documentary and we showed up way too late and way underprepared. It was amateur hour with my little Go-Anywhere grill and 22's of beer. I was outgunned from the start. Some of these people had spent thousands of dollars on their tailgating setups, not including food and alcohol. And the game was hours from kickoff. Despite the mayhem I stayed the course and grilled brats and drank Pray for Snow winter ale and soaked in. By the time the shock wore off it was game time and I was wanded with a metal detector and sent looking for my seat. We had nosebleed seats in a endzone and it was epic. Everyone, including myself, was out their minds the entire game, though judging by the amount of beer and liquor bottles smuggled in and discarded in the urinal trough, the wife and I were the only ones not blacked out. It certainly added to the frenzy that the game was amazing and close and the Niners pulled it out in the last minutes of the game. And then it took over two hours to get home... A drive that with no traffic (which is fiction in the Bay Area) takes 30 minutes or less. It was totally worth it though and the wife was a good sport the whole day. Even driving my raving, drunk ass home. This is what a game is in a true sports town-epic, jaw dropping, frightening and incredible all at once. God forbid I ever go to a Raiders game. Unrabble-B
Today I learned what it is to live in a true sports town. It was exciting, amazing and terrifying all at once. It was pretty much the biggest game of the season, the Seahawks came to Candlestick Park, for the second to last game ever at the Stick. This was my first game at the Stick and we went a tailgatin'. The game started at 1:25pm so we figured getting there about 10:30am would give us and easy drive in with plenty of time to BBQ and drink. WRONG! People show up at like 8am and set up camp. Literally camp. Some people drive their RV's. It was like driving into week long music festival put on by Mad Max. Smoke billowing everywhere, satellite dishes strapped to car roofs, whole stereo systems hooked up to generators, people in red & gold costume screaming and running between parked cars, planes flying, footballs flying, police riding atv's in a gravel and broken glass strewn wasteland all surrounded by the hood. It was like if Ridley Scott filmed a documentary and we showed up way too late and way underprepared. It was amateur hour with my little Go-Anywhere grill and 22's of beer. I was outgunned from the start. Some of these people had spent thousands of dollars on their tailgating setups, not including food and alcohol. And the game was hours from kickoff. Despite the mayhem I stayed the course and grilled brats and drank Pray for Snow winter ale and soaked in. By the time the shock wore off it was game time and I was wanded with a metal detector and sent looking for my seat. We had nosebleed seats in a endzone and it was epic. Everyone, including myself, was out their minds the entire game, though judging by the amount of beer and liquor bottles smuggled in and discarded in the urinal trough, the wife and I were the only ones not blacked out. It certainly added to the frenzy that the game was amazing and close and the Niners pulled it out in the last minutes of the game. And then it took over two hours to get home... A drive that with no traffic (which is fiction in the Bay Area) takes 30 minutes or less. It was totally worth it though and the wife was a good sport the whole day. Even driving my raving, drunk ass home. This is what a game is in a true sports town-epic, jaw dropping, frightening and incredible all at once. God forbid I ever go to a Raiders game. Unrabble-B
Thursday, November 21, 2013
ODB rides again
Apparently ODB tried out for a remake of the show Mr. Ed and this is his audition. Uuuummmm...
Unrabble-B
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Drew Carey sings Dylan
My friend Julie showed this to me. It's freaking incredible. You can actually watch this multiple times and not be bored. I have no idea what it takes to make something like this, I could barely figure out how to flip the channels. Make sure to find the channel with Dylan playing live too. So cool. Unrabble-B
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/11/bob-dylan-rolling-stone-video/
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/11/bob-dylan-rolling-stone-video/
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Friday, November 15, 2013
Look for the Bat Signal
This is what's happening in my city today. Truly amazing, I wish I was participating. Unrabble-B
http://hereandnow.wbur.org/2013/11/06/make-a-wish
http://hereandnow.wbur.org/2013/11/06/make-a-wish
Monday, November 11, 2013
Quote of the Week
"Have you been to space?! Because I've been to space!" - Chris Hadfield
The Canadian astronaut and former International Space Station commander loudly, and apparently, drunkenly criticizing the film Gravity in a crowded theater. This was the last thing he said while being escorted from the theater. Simply amazing. Rabble-B
The Canadian astronaut and former International Space Station commander loudly, and apparently, drunkenly criticizing the film Gravity in a crowded theater. This was the last thing he said while being escorted from the theater. Simply amazing. Rabble-B
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Friday, October 11, 2013
Dragonfruit
This is dragonfruit, it's the most delicious thing I've ever tasted. I first ate one in Cambodia and then ate as many as possible on that trip. But, thing is, they're an obscure fruit that doesn't grow so well in North America, and they go bad quickly so it's really hard to find them around these parts. My wife's coworker has a black market supply or something and apparently she gets these things all the time. Problem is, her coworker's last day was last Friday. Now I don't know when I'll ever eat another dragonfruit. Rabble-B
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Scavenger hunt, not so much
So yesterday, at San Francisco General Hospital a maintenance worker found a dead body in an outside stairwell. Turns out the body was Lynne Spalding, an SFGH patient that had been missing for 17 days. No one knows how or when she ended up there. Did she walk out on her own? Was she murdered? Was she lucid? Was she trying to get back into the hospital? How long had she been there alive or dead? How often does security check the premises of the hospital, never? And what the fuck man? Total insanity!
Oh, did I mention my wife works at SFGH the body was found not far from her office? Total insanity!
Check more out from SFGate
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Oh, did I mention my wife works at SFGH the body was found not far from her office? Total insanity!
Check more out from SFGate
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Tuesday, October 8, 2013
BARTworld! BARTword!
So the other day on Bart, I saw a mom hanging her toddler aged daughter, pants down, off the side of the platform, over the tracks and say, "Go to the bathroom, go to the bathroom." Now, I know this is Bart and anything can happen but this was fucking bizarre. So your child who is probably in potty training, has to pee and instead of finding a real bathroom you hang her off the side of a train station platform and tell her to let fly? You're insane and your kid is now scarred. And better yet, this is extremely dangerous! Those are train tracks down there and it's 5:30pm, the busiest time of day and a train is coming in exactly one minute. Everybody around just stared, open mouthed. Luckily, it only lasted a few seconds or I hope to God someone would've said something. Or called CPS. BARTworld... Rabble-B
Friday, October 4, 2013
Shameblamegamefame
"How do you look at them and ... deny them access?" said Neugebauer. He, with most House Republicans, had voted early Sunday morning to pass a funding measure that would delay the Affordable Care Act, a vote that set up a showdown with the Senate and President Barack Obama. With the parties unable to agree on how to fund the federal government, non-essential government functions shut down Tuesday.
"It's difficult," responded the Park Service employee.
"Well, it should be difficult," replied the congressman, who was carrying a small American flag in his breast pocket.
"It is difficult," responded the Park Service employee. "I'm sorry, sir."
"The Park Service should be ashamed of themselves," the congressman said.
"I'm not ashamed," replied the ranger.
The above is part of the exchange from the video clip between Rep. Randy Neugebauer's (R-Tex.) and a federal park ranger at the WWII memorial in DC. The, "them" he refers to are WWII veterans who had traveled to see the memorial. Some of those veterans traveled there via the Honor Flight program that funds WWII vets to the memorial and part of the park rangers job is to make sure that the vets do have access to the memorial during the shutdown when the general public does not.
I also watched several of the many clips you can find of Michelle Bachman on Youtube from the last couple days just spewing bullshit out her ass. My favorite is her kissing a WWII vet at the memorial while spouting a bunch of partisan bullshit in front of this guy.
First of all, this man is 90 years old and fought the Nazi's and imperialist Japan, he's not remotely impressed by Michelle Bachman. Second, if I was a WWII vet and she even tried to stand near to me I'd tell her to, "Back the fuck off and don't ever touch me. I'm a living national treasure and you just want to use me for a sound bite to make yourself look good to the press. I'm not buying it lady. Don't ever come near me again!"
And that's just it. Why would any member of congress, from either side of the aisle, go to the WWII memorial with a bunch of vets? To look good, get a sound bite and score some votes so they can keep on getting paid to do nothing. The unmistakable irony (to everyone but congress and FOX News apparently) is that Neugebauer, Bachman and all those other assholes are personally responsible for the closure of the WWII monument. It's thoroughly nauseating and reprehensible. And it's not even worth arguing because they'll never get it. America doesn't want to hear and see congress making themselves look good on tape or video, they want them to get back in the capitol building and do the fucking job they were elected for. Rabble-B
Also, MC Hammer played in Golden Gate Park to day at 10am. I wasn't there unfortunately, but I'm just saying.
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Lights Out
Congress is the biggest bunch of lying, cheating, thieves on the planet. They are ruining our country and we are to blame. We continually elect self aggrandizing douche bags to run our country. The best part about this government shutdown, other that the billions of dollars it will cost our struggling economy, is that congress gets paid anyway. Yep, many thousands of federal employees with children to feed and bills to pay, making $35K a year are out work, but congress gets their paychecks. In other countries this kind of action causes riots or revolutions but we just sit idly by.
Another note: Today Google's homepage celebrated the 123rd anniversary of Yosemite National Park. Who missed that one guys? Yosemite is fucking closed today because of the shutdown.
What a shame, one of the pinnacles of our country, the entire national park system is closed because the dicks in DC. Do you realize you're ruining peoples' trips of their lifetimes? You're literally crushing your citizens dreams. Thanks for nothing. Rabble-B
Another note: Today Google's homepage celebrated the 123rd anniversary of Yosemite National Park. Who missed that one guys? Yosemite is fucking closed today because of the shutdown.
What a shame, one of the pinnacles of our country, the entire national park system is closed because the dicks in DC. Do you realize you're ruining peoples' trips of their lifetimes? You're literally crushing your citizens dreams. Thanks for nothing. Rabble-B
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Numero Uno
***Update: Ok, I tried to post this on September 23rd. Somehow it looks like it didn't post, which is weird because I got emails about it. So, yeah, posting again?
Yesterday was my first wedding anniversary. It was rad. Best part? My wife got us tickets to the 49ers vs. Seahawks game at Candlestick. Yeah, the home of Montana, Rice, Young, Lott, the list goes on.
Now, if the 49ers can manage to show up to play it'll be a good game and I just want to see a well played game. If the last two weeks are any indication the 49ers need some work. But if they suck all season and the Seahawks actually turn out to be a Super Bowl contender (not likely considering the history of Seattle sports teams) then more power to them.
But all the rivalry hoopla is tiresome. Cowboys vs Redskins it's not. The Hawks and 49ers have only been in the same division for the last 10 years and the rivalry didn't really gain steam until the Carroll and Harbaugh eras began, very recently, because they were rivals in the PAC 10 in NCAA football, which means it doesn't even really have anything to do with the two teams or cities...
Anyway, I may be the only person in the world that actually likes both these teams but I don't give a shit because I get to go see the two teams I grew up a fan of from the two cities I've lived and worked in play football at Candlestick Park and it's gonna be f-ing rad! Now I only have to avoid getting shanked on the way to the game... Unrabble!-B
Yesterday was my first wedding anniversary. It was rad. Best part? My wife got us tickets to the 49ers vs. Seahawks game at Candlestick. Yeah, the home of Montana, Rice, Young, Lott, the list goes on.
Now, if the 49ers can manage to show up to play it'll be a good game and I just want to see a well played game. If the last two weeks are any indication the 49ers need some work. But if they suck all season and the Seahawks actually turn out to be a Super Bowl contender (not likely considering the history of Seattle sports teams) then more power to them.
But all the rivalry hoopla is tiresome. Cowboys vs Redskins it's not. The Hawks and 49ers have only been in the same division for the last 10 years and the rivalry didn't really gain steam until the Carroll and Harbaugh eras began, very recently, because they were rivals in the PAC 10 in NCAA football, which means it doesn't even really have anything to do with the two teams or cities...
Anyway, I may be the only person in the world that actually likes both these teams but I don't give a shit because I get to go see the two teams I grew up a fan of from the two cities I've lived and worked in play football at Candlestick Park and it's gonna be f-ing rad! Now I only have to avoid getting shanked on the way to the game... Unrabble!-B
Quote of the Week
"I said, like 9/11, 'Let's roll!'" Rep. John Culberson, R-Texas, told
msnbc.com after a meeting of GOP lawmakers, referencing the rallying cry
for passengers on Flight 93 who fought to retake the plane on Sept. 11,
2001.
So you're comparing a disagreement in congress, while you're all cozy in your leather chair in your safe little office, to retaking a jet from hijackers that ends up crashing in a fiery wreck saving untold numbers of American lives whilst sacrificing your own? Is that what you're doing? I just want to be clear, that's what you're comparing your current predicament to? Oh, it is. Well, you're a giant, fucking hemorrhidic asshole. Fuck you John Culberson. You should be recalled, ya dick! Rabble-B
So you're comparing a disagreement in congress, while you're all cozy in your leather chair in your safe little office, to retaking a jet from hijackers that ends up crashing in a fiery wreck saving untold numbers of American lives whilst sacrificing your own? Is that what you're doing? I just want to be clear, that's what you're comparing your current predicament to? Oh, it is. Well, you're a giant, fucking hemorrhidic asshole. Fuck you John Culberson. You should be recalled, ya dick! Rabble-B
Friday, July 19, 2013
Seriously?
Prince William to get 2 weeks of paternity leave
William is the first senior royal to receive statutory paternity leave.
He gets two paid weeks off? From what? What does he do?
He's a Royal Airforce search and rescue pilot. Sure he is. You think the next King of England is really allowed to put his life at risk rescuing commoners? Doubtful. He has a lifetime of paid time off, he's a prince and will be KING OF ENGLAND soon enough.
We waste and insane amount of money on truly dumb shit in our country but this definitely takes the cake. Rabble-B
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Worse than golf? Yes.
There's not many sports or activities worse that golf but competition sailing has it all over golf for lowest rung. The America's Cup is being held in San Francisco Bay this year and all it's gonna be is a pain in the ass, just like the qualifying rounds they raced last year. It snarls traffic, costs a shit ton of money (and doesn't really bring in as much as they say) and takes precedent over normal use of publicly owned parks like Crissy Field and fucks up ferry and ship traffic in the biggest waterway on the west coast.
Worse yet, it has to be the whitest, richest and most elitist sport in the world. The sponsors range from Oracle to Prada and there's hardly even any boats competing. What does Prada have to do with water sports? It's not like the Indy 500, in the Louis Vitton Cup, a sub race under the America's Cup banner, only three boats are competing in the entire thing! How is that fun? How does that actually feel like competition? I mean run it three times and you'll probably win once.
Even better, the Cup organizers actually advertised Alcatraz as a viewing spot with a media center for the races biggest sponsors. Arrogant as that is, apparently they forgot to ask the National Park Service if that would be okay when it was brought to NPS they said no. Hah! Fuck you America's Cup pricks. You can't just impose your will on what the rest of us own.
Now host your stupid race and get out of my town! I hope all the boats sink. Rabble-B
Worse yet, it has to be the whitest, richest and most elitist sport in the world. The sponsors range from Oracle to Prada and there's hardly even any boats competing. What does Prada have to do with water sports? It's not like the Indy 500, in the Louis Vitton Cup, a sub race under the America's Cup banner, only three boats are competing in the entire thing! How is that fun? How does that actually feel like competition? I mean run it three times and you'll probably win once.
Even better, the Cup organizers actually advertised Alcatraz as a viewing spot with a media center for the races biggest sponsors. Arrogant as that is, apparently they forgot to ask the National Park Service if that would be okay when it was brought to NPS they said no. Hah! Fuck you America's Cup pricks. You can't just impose your will on what the rest of us own.
Now host your stupid race and get out of my town! I hope all the boats sink. Rabble-B
Monday, July 15, 2013
So, I saw a dead body today
It was covered with a yellow, police tarp but was most definitely a dead human.
Apparently, very early this morning person was walking or standing on the University street overpass in Berkeley (there is no sidewalk) and was hit and run by a vehicle. The police drove by and found the body at 5:10am. How long had it been there? Did anyone witness the incident? Was it intentional or an accident? Uh, dunno. But yeah, that's really awful and just crazy! Brossif really ran someone over and just took off?!
But, why care, right? It won't do any good. If they every find the dickwad that did it he'll get off anyway. Rabbletown USA-B
Apparently, very early this morning person was walking or standing on the University street overpass in Berkeley (there is no sidewalk) and was hit and run by a vehicle. The police drove by and found the body at 5:10am. How long had it been there? Did anyone witness the incident? Was it intentional or an accident? Uh, dunno. But yeah, that's really awful and just crazy! Brossif really ran someone over and just took off?!
But, why care, right? It won't do any good. If they every find the dickwad that did it he'll get off anyway. Rabbletown USA-B
Sunday, July 14, 2013
"post script in crooked lines"
I really want to believe in the freedom and fairness of our country and our justice system but yesterday's verdict in the Zimmerman case is just the latest example of miscarriage of justice in our country. The system doesn't work and has failed countless times.
I don't know why everyone is so shocked. It's horrible and tragic and we kind of expected this to happen. Justice in such high profile cases (and plenty of ones you never hear about) is so rare. Remember Casey Anthony? That was only a year ago.
Moral of the story? Do whatever the fuck you want. If you're truly a big enough asshole you'll probably get away with it. Rabble-B
I don't know why everyone is so shocked. It's horrible and tragic and we kind of expected this to happen. Justice in such high profile cases (and plenty of ones you never hear about) is so rare. Remember Casey Anthony? That was only a year ago.
Moral of the story? Do whatever the fuck you want. If you're truly a big enough asshole you'll probably get away with it. Rabble-B
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Friday, July 12, 2013
My hood
I have so much to rabble about but for some reason can't post on a regular basis like the good ol' days. But I'm trying anyway...
Here's what's happened in my hood recently:
-777 crash lands at SFO causing the first jet liner fatalities in the US in 12 years. Many victims rushed to SFGH where my wife works. Chaos.
-BART went on strike for five days and made my life and half a million other people's lives pure suffering. I want everyone to get paid what they deserve and be respected by their employers. BART employees some of whom sit in a chair and read magazines all day get paid $60K base salary including a pension they pay nothing into (who has a pension anymore?) and healthcare for as many dependents as they want for $96 a month. And they want a 22% pay raise? Ppppffffffff!!!!!!!!! The strike cost the Bay Area economy $70 million a day. They struck a temporary deal for a month and are at the bargaining table now with the union threatening a "bloody" strike worse than the 70's if their demands aren't met. Seriously, you're gonna get violent? Fuck off and get back to driving trains!
-After BART resumed service a male/female couple had a third person film them having sex on BART and posted it online. I wish I could say I'm shocked but I'd just call it Thursday on BART.
-Today a man robbed a jewelry store and shot and killed two women and shot at police before surrendering. Oh, this all took place a few blocks from my work.
-The Giants are sucking ass.
Rabble-B
Here's what's happened in my hood recently:
-777 crash lands at SFO causing the first jet liner fatalities in the US in 12 years. Many victims rushed to SFGH where my wife works. Chaos.
-BART went on strike for five days and made my life and half a million other people's lives pure suffering. I want everyone to get paid what they deserve and be respected by their employers. BART employees some of whom sit in a chair and read magazines all day get paid $60K base salary including a pension they pay nothing into (who has a pension anymore?) and healthcare for as many dependents as they want for $96 a month. And they want a 22% pay raise? Ppppffffffff!!!!!!!!! The strike cost the Bay Area economy $70 million a day. They struck a temporary deal for a month and are at the bargaining table now with the union threatening a "bloody" strike worse than the 70's if their demands aren't met. Seriously, you're gonna get violent? Fuck off and get back to driving trains!
-After BART resumed service a male/female couple had a third person film them having sex on BART and posted it online. I wish I could say I'm shocked but I'd just call it Thursday on BART.
-Today a man robbed a jewelry store and shot and killed two women and shot at police before surrendering. Oh, this all took place a few blocks from my work.
-The Giants are sucking ass.
Rabble-B
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Doma-dios
The Supreme Court struck down the Defense of Marriage Act today. Passed in 1996 and signed into law by Clinton (really Bill? I want to like you but that was a dick move), the act denied federal protections and rights to gay/lesbian married couples.
And here's what Michelle Bachman had to say about it:
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21134540/vp=52320446�
What a bitch. Rabble-B
And here's what Michelle Bachman had to say about it:
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21134540/vp=52320446�
What a bitch. Rabble-B
Monday, June 17, 2013
Giant sigh BART...
This bizzaroworld shit happened in the BART station that I use regularly (16th st Mission) and even better my wife went through this station right after the cops showed up and arrested this asshole. Come on BART lets get it together! Watch and be horrified. Rabble-B
http://jezebel.com/horriblest-craziest-video-ever-naked-man-attacks-woman-512721713
http://jezebel.com/horriblest-craziest-video-ever-naked-man-attacks-woman-512721713
Thursday, May 16, 2013
It's been awhile, yaarrrlllll!
Yeah, it's been a while. But I though this was a good one to bring it back on.
My wife was commuting to work this morning on the train in this picture. I'd like to say this is crazy and bizarre but really it's just Thursday day on BART. Rabble-B
But that was after he had led them around, from roof of the station and onto the top of a train, BART spokeswoman Alicia Trost said. During the pursuit, the man also wound up on the BART tracks, out onto Interstate 980 and back on top of a train roof.
Power at the MacArthur station was shut down during the incident, and trains remained in place for approximately 50 minutes.
"We could hear loud footsteps on top of the train, so it was pretty clear somebody was running on the roof," said passenger Jennifer Jamall, 26, who was on a train at MacArthur Station. The sound "was like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park. It was a little scary at first."
Police were first called to the station about 5:27 a.m. for a report of a man on the station's roof. It's wasn't immediately known why he was there.
The incident created a huge delay with the commute. All trains on the Pittsburg/Bay Point and Richmond lines were prevented from going through the MacArthur station, a major transfer point for trains heading to and from San Francisco. Trains on the Fremont-to-Daly City line were not affected, BART
spokeswoman Luna Salaver said.
The
California Highway Patrol also shut down two lanes of Highway 24 for a
short period of time to assist police, CHP Officer James Evans said.
Officers reopened the roadway to traffic at about 7 a.m.
"That was a first for me, definitely a first," said Oakland Fire dispatcher Rachel Brown, who was in her car on the way to work when the chaos occurred. "That ranks up there."
Trains began running again at 7:15 a.m., but residual delays were felt throughout the morning, Salaver said. Also, a train running from Richmond to San Francisco subsequently died on the tracks and remained there for several minutes before powering back up to 10 mph and being taken out of service at the MacArthur Station, Salaver said.
My wife was commuting to work this morning on the train in this picture. I'd like to say this is crazy and bizarre but really it's just Thursday day on BART. Rabble-B
Oakland: Suspect jumping on trains wreaks havoc at MacArthur BART station
By Rick Hurd
Contra Costa Times
Posted:
05/16/2013 06:53:08 AM PDT
Updated:
05/16/2013 09:15:07 AM PDT
OAKLAND
-- A major transfer station for BART commuters was shut down for almost
an hour Thursday morning while police chased a man who eluded them by
jumping on top of a train, the station and even onto a nearby freeway,
officials said.
BART police arrested the suspect, who was not identified, about 7:12 a.m. after talking him down off a train roof.But that was after he had led them around, from roof of the station and onto the top of a train, BART spokeswoman Alicia Trost said. During the pursuit, the man also wound up on the BART tracks, out onto Interstate 980 and back on top of a train roof.
Power at the MacArthur station was shut down during the incident, and trains remained in place for approximately 50 minutes.
"We could hear loud footsteps on top of the train, so it was pretty clear somebody was running on the roof," said passenger Jennifer Jamall, 26, who was on a train at MacArthur Station. The sound "was like a velociraptor from Jurassic Park. It was a little scary at first."
Police were first called to the station about 5:27 a.m. for a report of a man on the station's roof. It's wasn't immediately known why he was there.
The incident created a huge delay with the commute. All trains on the Pittsburg/Bay Point and Richmond lines were prevented from going through the MacArthur station, a major transfer point for trains heading to and from San Francisco. Trains on the Fremont-to-Daly City line were not affected, BART
"That was a first for me, definitely a first," said Oakland Fire dispatcher Rachel Brown, who was in her car on the way to work when the chaos occurred. "That ranks up there."
Trains began running again at 7:15 a.m., but residual delays were felt throughout the morning, Salaver said. Also, a train running from Richmond to San Francisco subsequently died on the tracks and remained there for several minutes before powering back up to 10 mph and being taken out of service at the MacArthur Station, Salaver said.
Friday, April 19, 2013
What, this happens to me on a daily basis
How fucking archaic and backward to have to be to pull this kind of shit?! Yeah, you know, when I go to the bars women just take their clothes off and give me money, every time! Come on. Look, I know women in your country are too stupid to drive a car...
Oh, wait, what did you say? Oh it's actually a tool of oppression and they're not allowed to talk to members of the opposite sex that they aren't related to? And they don't vote either. Do they get to work? Ok, got it. What century are we in? Even the United States allows African Americans and women to vote. You guys are waaaaaayyyyy behind the times man.
But for real, when can we just stop oppressing women world wide. They're over half the fucking population, they're smarter, don't start wars, birth us, better looking, smell better, the list goes on. Just fucking get over yourselves and join the modern world.
Oh, wait, what did you say? Oh it's actually a tool of oppression and they're not allowed to talk to members of the opposite sex that they aren't related to? And they don't vote either. Do they get to work? Ok, got it. What century are we in? Even the United States allows African Americans and women to vote. You guys are waaaaaayyyyy behind the times man.
But for real, when can we just stop oppressing women world wide. They're over half the fucking population, they're smarter, don't start wars, birth us, better looking, smell better, the list goes on. Just fucking get over yourselves and join the modern world.
Saudi Arabia deports 'irresistible' men deemed 'too handsome' to women
Three men were forcibly removed from an annual culture festival in Saudi Arabia and subsequently sent back to the UAE after it was deemed that women could find them irresistible.
Photo: Getty Images
By Romil Patel
11:37AM BST 17 Apr 2013
The delegates from the United Arab Emirates were in attendance at the
Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival in Riyadh, the Saudi
capital, when religious police officers stormed the stand and evicted the
men because “they are too handsome,” according to the Arabic language
newspaper, Elaph.
“A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds
they are too handsome and that the Commission [for the Promotion of Virtue
and Prevention of Vices] members feared female visitors could fall for
them,” Elaph reported.
The UAE released an official statement indicating that the religious police
were anxious over the unexpected presence of an unnamed female artist in the
pavilion.
“Her visit to the UAE stand was a coincidence as it was not included in the
programme which we had already provided to the festival’s management,” Saeed
Al Kaabi, head of the UAE delegation to the festival, said in a statement.
It was not clear if the woman’s presence was related to the decision to evict
the “handsome” Emirati men.
Following the incident, Elaph said the festival’s management took swift action
to deport the trio back to Abu Dhabi, capital of the Emirates.
With a majority Sunni Muslim population, Saudi Arabia is a deeply religious and ultraconservative society which forbids women from interacting with unrelated males and refuses to accord them with the same rights as men.
It is the only country in the world where women are banned from driving.
Change could be on the horizon, however, with billionaire Prince Alwaleed bin Talal recently expressing his support for female drivers.
“The question of allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia will save more than 500,000 jobs in addition to the social and economic benefits,” the prince tweeted on Sunday.
It is estimated that eight million foreigners work in Saudi Arabia and thousands have been dismissed from their jobs and then deported as part of a government effort against foreigners who live and work illegally in the country.
With a majority Sunni Muslim population, Saudi Arabia is a deeply religious and ultraconservative society which forbids women from interacting with unrelated males and refuses to accord them with the same rights as men.
It is the only country in the world where women are banned from driving.
Change could be on the horizon, however, with billionaire Prince Alwaleed bin Talal recently expressing his support for female drivers.
“The question of allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia will save more than 500,000 jobs in addition to the social and economic benefits,” the prince tweeted on Sunday.
It is estimated that eight million foreigners work in Saudi Arabia and thousands have been dismissed from their jobs and then deported as part of a government effort against foreigners who live and work illegally in the country.
Monday, April 15, 2013
What a day...
How much bad and dumb shit can you see and hear about in a single day? It's all just more evidence in my evolving theory that the social contract is breaking down and we're headed for complete madness.
Boston Massacre Part II-Terrorists are back at it, killing innocent people and striking fear and paranoia into every American. Fucking unbelievable. It's cowardly bullshit and simply evil.
Joshua Tree Closure-Today the National Park Service closed a portion of Joshua Tree National Park due to graffiti. Yeah, people in good old SoCal are defacing rocks and historic Native American sites in the park. Our national parks are sacred, collectively owned sanctuaries, so fuck off!
Belieber Fever (Hopefully it'll kill him)-Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam today. He wrote in the guest book, "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Ann was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber." Uuuuuuggggghhhhhh, how fucking selfish and ego maniacal do you have to be to think up shit like that? And to write it down for the public to see? Bieber should run for congress, he'd fit right in.
Rush Hour-No old man, you just can't ride your recumbent tricycle (yes tricycle) with pinwheels and streamers in circles in the middle of a busy intersection. You can't, it's not ok.
Rabble, rabble, rabble-B
Boston Massacre Part II-Terrorists are back at it, killing innocent people and striking fear and paranoia into every American. Fucking unbelievable. It's cowardly bullshit and simply evil.
Joshua Tree Closure-Today the National Park Service closed a portion of Joshua Tree National Park due to graffiti. Yeah, people in good old SoCal are defacing rocks and historic Native American sites in the park. Our national parks are sacred, collectively owned sanctuaries, so fuck off!
Belieber Fever (Hopefully it'll kill him)-Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam today. He wrote in the guest book, "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Ann was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber." Uuuuuuggggghhhhhh, how fucking selfish and ego maniacal do you have to be to think up shit like that? And to write it down for the public to see? Bieber should run for congress, he'd fit right in.
Rush Hour-No old man, you just can't ride your recumbent tricycle (yes tricycle) with pinwheels and streamers in circles in the middle of a busy intersection. You can't, it's not ok.
Rabble, rabble, rabble-B
Monday, April 8, 2013
And he's stoked
Topless protesters give Russia's Putin an eyeful
Look at Vladimir Putin's face in this photo. Are you kidding me?! This is the funniest thing I've seen all week. Rabble-B
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Last Day Ever!
Why is every oriental rug place perpetually having a huge blowout sale or going out of business? Think about it, every rug joint you've ever passed always has like 70% off signs in the windows or some kind of never ending going out of business sale. Really weird right? Rabble-B
Friday, March 22, 2013
Laugh of the Day
The funniest thing I heard today? Prince is playing at DNA Lounge in SF. It's a small venue in SOMA down the street from my work. Four shows in two days. It was announced today and tickets sold out today. The price? $250 a pop. What?! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Who on Earth has that kind of money to spend on a concert? Seriously? What a fucking joke! I wouldn't pay that much money to see and Guns 'n' Roses original members reunion where they play Appetite for Destruction from beginning to end after Jimi Hendrix rose from the grave and replayed his entire set from Woodstock note for note. NO-WAY!
It is the the goal of the music industry to rip off every legitimate music lover, audiophile and ignorant dad with more money than sense and bleed as much money from them as they can while they peruse Caribbean real estate for their third home. It's a total racket from Ticketmaster to Clear Channel to U2 to Sony and on and on, and the fans (and often artists) get screwed every time. Rabble-B
It is the the goal of the music industry to rip off every legitimate music lover, audiophile and ignorant dad with more money than sense and bleed as much money from them as they can while they peruse Caribbean real estate for their third home. It's a total racket from Ticketmaster to Clear Channel to U2 to Sony and on and on, and the fans (and often artists) get screwed every time. Rabble-B
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
One Week
In the past seven days I've gone the opposite direction of Morgan Spurlock in Supersize Me and gone snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, fly fishing and hiking. However, I've drank enough beer to counteract most of the healthy benefits of all this activity so... Rabble-B
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Shakedown
So last night I watched several Harlem Shake You Tube videos with my wife. It was the first time I dipped my toe in the pool of the Harlem Shake and shocker, turns out it's stupid. I don't get it, I can have a seizure too, doesn't mean it's dancing. I'd rather have spent those five minutes on You Tube watching Trapped in the Closet instead. Rabble-B
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Goin' Home
Rabble-B
Monday, March 4, 2013
Always fill the gas tank when you borrow a car
So my friend just moved to Oakland and her car got stolen the first night she was there. You might say, "Duh" or "Welcome to Oakland" or "I'm surprised it took them so long". But, her car was found a few days later on the side of I-880. It had a full tank of gas and had been vacuumed out. Seriously.
Anyone want to borrow my car for a few days? She only takes premium and make sure you get the fries in between the seats. Thanks. Rabble-B
Anyone want to borrow my car for a few days? She only takes premium and make sure you get the fries in between the seats. Thanks. Rabble-B
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Germany or Florida? Aaaaannd FLORIDA!
Damn unloaded guns'll get ya.
Florida man Shot by his dog, police say
By M. Alex Johnson, staff writer, NBC News
A Florida man was shot and wounded over the weekend by his dog, who walked away without charges, police said.
Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Frostproof, Fla., told police Saturday that he and his dog were in their truck in nearby Sebring when the dog kicked a gun that was on the truck's floor, the Highlands Tribune newspaper reported.
The gun went off, shooting Lanier in the leg, Sebring police said.
Lanier wasn't seriously injured, said Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr, who actually said police didn't arrest the dog because the investigation was pending, the Tribune reported.
He also said he had never heard of a similar case.
According to the police report, Lanier said he was driving along State Road 17 North when the dog kicked "the unloaded .380 pistol." It went on to say that Lanier was "surprised" to learn not only that the gun was loaded, but also that it was actually a 9mm weapon, not a .380.
The incident is only the latest in a string of bizarre shootings in Florida. Just last week, a woman in St. Petersburg was wounded when she was shot by a friend's oven.
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Another heaping pile of Olympic proportions
Today Oscar Pistorius, the South African Olympic runner badass who was born without fibulas and competed in the London Olympics and inspired millions, was charged with murder for shooting his girlfriend!
For serious. Read it:
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/14/16957208-blade-runner-oscar-pistorius-charged-with-murder?lite
Dude, you had it all. You had the world by the fibula and you go and girl your girlfriend. You are a supreme asshole and are now comepeting in the total fucking douche Olympics. Oh, wait, I just got word, YOU WON!... Rabble-B
For serious. Read it:
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/14/16957208-blade-runner-oscar-pistorius-charged-with-murder?lite
Dude, you had it all. You had the world by the fibula and you go and girl your girlfriend. You are a supreme asshole and are now comepeting in the total fucking douche Olympics. Oh, wait, I just got word, YOU WON!... Rabble-B
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Olympic sized bullshit
Golf is in the 2016 games in Rio. Yeah, fucking GOLF! It's not even a sport, it's fat, old white guys walking around on somebody's giant lawn hitting tiny balls around. It's a leisure activity. I thought it was rough when they axed baseball, but wrestling? That's so weak... Rabble-B
Monday, February 11, 2013
Poped
So the pope resigned today. I didn't know that was a thing. Turns out just barely, the last pope to resign was in 1415. Apparently he'll move to the pope summer house for a while and then to a monastery full of nuns. Ah, now I see his plan. Or, wait it's young boys they keep getting in trouble over... I'm confused.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
I'm not easily offended, but...
...today I saw a truck with a sticker of Calvin pissing (and really, people still have those?) on the Geneva Convention. Seriously, what the fuck is that all about?! So I'm to assume you're pro torture and murder of civilians? And you support unlawful imprisonment and the no right to trial? Because yeah, that's totally normal and okay. Or no, actually it's not, at all. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BROSSIF?!?! I don't know where to begin on how offensive that sticker really is. And I saw it of all places in the entire universe Berkeley, CA. Liberal, progressive, hippie, peace and love Berkeley. Fuckin' a man, fuckin' a... Pacific Ocean sized rabble-B
Monday, February 4, 2013
Sounds like some Patriot Act, Bush era bullshit
But noooo it's Obama. Big brother strikes again and this time he wants you dead.
Isn't this one of those, "We're the United States and we don't do this because we're better than that", kind of things? If there was ever a 'slippery slope' argument... Read on about how the Obama administration justifies the killing of US citizens.
http://openchannel.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/04/16843014-exclusive-justice-department-memo-reveals-legal-case-for-drone-strikes-on-americans?lite
Major fucking rabble!-B
Isn't this one of those, "We're the United States and we don't do this because we're better than that", kind of things? If there was ever a 'slippery slope' argument... Read on about how the Obama administration justifies the killing of US citizens.
http://openchannel.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/04/16843014-exclusive-justice-department-memo-reveals-legal-case-for-drone-strikes-on-americans?lite
Major fucking rabble!-B
You're gonna need a bigger boat
Who said fishing isn't and extreme sport? Ok, really it's not, unless you're fishing for marlin and you hook a mega jumbo one that's really pissed off and decides to sink your boat! Check out these pictures from Panama. Marlin: 1, Boat: 0 Unrabble-BLike ·
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Shut-in
Tonight at Safeway a French (or possibly French Canadian) lady ripped a huge fart while I was standing behind her in the aisle. She pretended not to notice. Five minutes later she rammed her shopping cart into me. She pretended not to notice. What the fuck man?!
I feel like if that's the new norm I can't get along in public anymore. I'm can't go outside. Rabble-B
Thursday, January 31, 2013
All the Evidence Points to Douche Bag
Read this article http://www.nationalmemo.com/republicans-come-up-with-a-new-way-to-punish-rape-victims/ to ruin your day. It seems Republicans in New Mexico proposed a bill that makes abortion resulting from rape a crime due to evidence tampering. Yeah, evidence. So when the li'l tyke squirts out after nine months you can tag 'em and bag 'em and let the bugger sit in the evidence locker til he or she is 18. I mean what else would you do with a fetus right? It belongs to the state now, it's evidence in a court case that probably won't be investigated or prosecuted properly. In fact, she probably made the whole thing up. Yeah, that's it, you bunch of fucking douchetastic dumbasses. Don't you have something better to do than punish rape victims? How about a bill with provisions for preventing rape and stiffer penalties for rape. Because that would make sense. Rabble-B
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Dear Lance,
You are a total douche. I don't even really care about the Tour de France or competitive cycling but I do care about you consistently lying and acting so indignant for so many years when confronted about doping. The time to come clean has long passed and maybe if you would've been forgiven by the public. But now? Nah, you're going down and no one gives two shits about you now. You're not even a has been, you're a never was, nobody.
You must realize your story of triumphing over cancer and working so hard for o many years to be possibly the greatest athlete and most inspiring humans of all time is bogus. You've now crushed the hopes and dreams of so many people facing adversity that you at one time inspired under such false pretense. Again, you are a total douche. Take your one nut and ride your ass out of here, no one wants to hear anymore from you.
No love,
Rabble-B
You must realize your story of triumphing over cancer and working so hard for o many years to be possibly the greatest athlete and most inspiring humans of all time is bogus. You've now crushed the hopes and dreams of so many people facing adversity that you at one time inspired under such false pretense. Again, you are a total douche. Take your one nut and ride your ass out of here, no one wants to hear anymore from you.
No love,
Rabble-B
Friday, January 11, 2013
The never ending unabashed strangulation of our environment to feed our narcissim
Giant Bluefin tuna nets $1.76M in Tokyo
Toru Hanai / Reuters
Kiyomura Co's employees push a cart carrying a 222 kg (489 lbs) bluefin tuna outside Tsukiji fish market in Tokyo on Saturday, Jan. 5, 2013. Kiyomura Co's President Kiyoshi Kimura, who runs a chain of sushi restaurants, won the bid for the tuna with a record of 155.4 million yen ($1.76 million) at the fish market's first tuna auction this year.
Toru Hanai / Reuters
Kiyomura Co's employees push a cart carrying a 222 kg (489 lbs) bluefin tuna outside Tsukiji fish market in Tokyo on Saturday, Jan. 5, 2013. Kiyomura Co's President Kiyoshi Kimura, who runs a chain of sushi restaurants, won the bid for the tuna with a record of 155.4 million yen ($1.76 million) at the fish market's first tuna auction this year.
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Lets Ride!
Whoa, December was a time vortex that spun all calendars forward a whole month without actually living it. Or at least it felt like that. Much of it had to do with the fact I had no computer for over a month (and those people who are doing their damnest to suck the life out of me, like the lady who took a shit on two chairs and a couch at my work), so lets suffice it to say, fuck you HP and fuck you Authorized Computers. I could rabble for days about how I want to strangle several people for their complete incompetence buuuuuuttt, suddenly my strangling plans seem pretty pedestrian after I read this:
Jan 8, 2013 10:49amMan Accused of Choking Girlfriend With Dreadlocks
(Image Credit: Portland Police Bureau)
An Oregon woman told police her boyfriend used his dreadlocks to choke her during an argument.
Officers responded to a home in Portland at 2:28 a.m. Monday after receiving a report of a domestic assault.
The victim, who was not identified, told police her boyfriend, Caleb Grotberg, choked her with his dreadlocks, which are matted ropes of hair.
The woman was taken to a Portland hospital where she was treated for “numerous, non-life-threatening injuries,” said Sgt. Pete Simpson of the Portland Police Bureau.
Grotberg, 32, was located by officers in the neighborhood and booked into the Multnomah County Jail.
He is scheduled to be arraigned today on charges of kidnap in the second degree, attempted assault in the second degree, assault in the fourth degree, menacing, and strangulation. All of the charges are domestic violence felony crimes.
It was not known whether Grotberg had retained an attorney.
Germany or Florida? Think again, Portland! which used to be one of my favorite towns, at least until this morning when I read about this filthy dirty, dreadlocked, stinky, not-so-peace-loving hippie asswipe tried to CHOKE HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH HIS DREADLOCKS! Just look at this guy, would you let your children anywhere near him? He should've been arrested long ago just for looking like that. "But what about those baby blue eyes?" you say. Look again at this guy! He's fucking mentally deranged and must I repeat? He has dreadlocks AND tried to choke his girlfriend with them! Just take a second to get that mental picture... Unbelievable... What a complete fucking piece of trash and waste of air. I really thought there was nothing new under the sun but this painfully proves truth beats fiction everytime. The moral of the story, which I've tried to convey many times on here and in try to instill in everyone I meet, don't trust people with dreadlocks, especially pasty white hippies. Rabble on, rabble on-B
Jan 8, 2013 10:49amMan Accused of Choking Girlfriend With Dreadlocks
(Image Credit: Portland Police Bureau)
An Oregon woman told police her boyfriend used his dreadlocks to choke her during an argument.
Officers responded to a home in Portland at 2:28 a.m. Monday after receiving a report of a domestic assault.
The victim, who was not identified, told police her boyfriend, Caleb Grotberg, choked her with his dreadlocks, which are matted ropes of hair.
The woman was taken to a Portland hospital where she was treated for “numerous, non-life-threatening injuries,” said Sgt. Pete Simpson of the Portland Police Bureau.
Grotberg, 32, was located by officers in the neighborhood and booked into the Multnomah County Jail.
He is scheduled to be arraigned today on charges of kidnap in the second degree, attempted assault in the second degree, assault in the fourth degree, menacing, and strangulation. All of the charges are domestic violence felony crimes.
It was not known whether Grotberg had retained an attorney.
Germany or Florida? Think again, Portland! which used to be one of my favorite towns, at least until this morning when I read about this filthy dirty, dreadlocked, stinky, not-so-peace-loving hippie asswipe tried to CHOKE HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH HIS DREADLOCKS! Just look at this guy, would you let your children anywhere near him? He should've been arrested long ago just for looking like that. "But what about those baby blue eyes?" you say. Look again at this guy! He's fucking mentally deranged and must I repeat? He has dreadlocks AND tried to choke his girlfriend with them! Just take a second to get that mental picture... Unbelievable... What a complete fucking piece of trash and waste of air. I really thought there was nothing new under the sun but this painfully proves truth beats fiction everytime. The moral of the story, which I've tried to convey many times on here and in try to instill in everyone I meet, don't trust people with dreadlocks, especially pasty white hippies. Rabble on, rabble on-B
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